12/30/2005 11:06:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Damn. Got home from dinner and checked the box score. 107-87 loss to Orlando. KG ended up with 29 points, 11 boards, 4 assists. When I left, it was 70-67. The Wolves were outscored 37-20 the rest of the way. Crap. KG and Wally combined for 53 of the 87 points. They shot a collective 20-33. The rest of the team was 12-37. The Wolves were destroyed on the boards. They had an ORP of 16.7% and allowed an oORP of 38.7% (ouch) for a DORP of -22.0%. Disgusting. Orlando is a pretty good rebounding team (season DORP of 2.6%), but that doesn't excuse the Wolves' performance. Not good.|W|P|113600624169304815|W|P|Then, They Played the Second Half|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/31/2005 08:53:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Stats guy, I have a question. I Silva because he keeps the ball on the ground even if he gives up alot of hits.

Here is the question.

If every batter put the ball in play on the ground, how many runs is this likely to produce? Clearly we will have double play chances and force outs galore. Can you help me from a statistical point of view please.12/30/2005 10:45:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|I talked about how many outs Batista made relative to Cuddyer, but I didn't explain what "OUTS" meant (mainly because I didn't read the glossary at B-R.com). Outs, as defined there, equals AB - H + CS + GIDP + SF + SH. In 2003, Batista had 670 PAs and made 512 outs. In 2004, Batista had 650 PAs and made 494 outs. That's 1006 outs in 1320 PAs. 1320/500 equals 2.64. 1006/2.64 equals 381. Thus, per 500 PAs, Batista averaged 381 outs. However, I did make a mistake typing Cuddyer's numbers into my spreadsheet. When I corrected the numbers, I found that Cuddyer averaged 356 outs per 500 PAs over the same time. The difference is 25 outs. I admit that that is a huge mistake and for that I apologize. Without that huge disparity, Batista doesn't look quite as bad as compared with Cuddyer. However, consider this. Cuddyer provides six fewer total bases (192 v. 198) and 27 more walks and 25 fewer outs. Even correcting this big mistake, Cuddyer's numbers are still better. The point of my article wasn't to say Cuddyer is great, but to show that Batista is not good at all, contrary to the assertion that he's the best right handed hitter the Twins have. Even with this correction, Batista doesn't look any better, Cuddyer merely looks worse. Regardless, I've screwed up, and I'm pissed that I screwed up. Sorry.|W|P|113600481555858367|W|P|Some Clarification on the Batista Article|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/31/2005 07:37:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Unknown|W|P|Moss is pissed that you screwed up too. Does Moss have to wait until next Festivus to air the grievance?12/31/2005 10:51:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|You are always welcome to air your grievances.

SBG is a stand up guy. He admits mistakes when they happen.12/31/2005 02:28:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|First off, I'm glad the numbers got corrected, and that someone around is actually interested in a factual debate rather than shouting "Batista sucks!"

Secondly, I don't understand why you've made it the main point of your post to show that Batista isn't the best right-handed hitter on the team. That's pretty much beside the point, the question ought to be whether or not he's the Twins' current best option at 3B.

The GIDP numbers you use are misleading, because Cuddyer's had fewer opportunities per plate appearance to GIDP than Batista has. Their rates of grounding into a double play when in a double play opportunity, in each of their last MLB season, are 25% are 15% respectively. Factoring this in, Cuddyer will make even more outs, and these outs are more costly than outs with no one on base. Then, factoring in Batista's edge in defense, and I think you have a reasonable case that Batista is at least as good at 3B as Cuddyer. Also, Batista allows you the opportunity to move Cuddyer someplace where he doesn't hurt you as much on defense, and is quite possibly more comfortable on offense.

Finally, and most importantly, the correlations you were using to show that Batista=Rivas are misleading at best. All those stats for how much OBP and SLG "matter" are found by taking correlations of TEAM OBP and TEAM SLG. What this means is that if you had a team of Batista's, they would likely score about as many runs as a team of Rivas'. Thankfully, we don't have a team of either. Saying that those correlations will hold in exactly the same way for individuals as they do for teams is a leap of faith, and one that isn't necessarily very well justified. Each team is comprised of a variety of players, so that even a team with a very high OBP probably has some guys who are low-OBP, high-SLG types, but they still manage to score a lot of runs because the guys at the top of the order get on base a lot, and then the guys who hit for power after them can drive them in. This is fairly typical lineup construction, in fact.

If TR went and added 3 Tony Batista types, then I'd be worried about the team OBP. But as is, the team OBP is going to be higher thanks to the additions of Castillo and White, who will be batting higher in the order and will afford their teammates more RBI opportunities.12/31/2005 03:22:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Thanks, ubelmann. It was your earlier comment that caused me to look into it.1/01/2006 06:01:00 AM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|Is there any reason to believe that the double play rates by Cuddyer and Batista in each of their last MLB seasons should be virtually constant?

People talk about how Cuddyer chokes in the clutch and grounds into too many double plays, like he's always done this; but in 2004, he had 8 GIDP's in 382 PA's and hit .356/.448/.493 with RISP. It seems quite possible, if not totally likely, that his numbers with men on base will rebound next season. And given his age, it is probable that he'll continue to improve across the board if the braintrust will just let him play, while Batista has been in steep decline the last few years and is not likely to change that trend.

Given these factors, in addition to the numbers of recent seasons, I still have not seen a compelling reason why they should move Cuddyer and replace him at 3B with an older, declining player who hasn't been an asset to any team since 2002.

Cuddyer, the scapegoat of last season, was worth 14.2 VORP at 3B in 2005; 14.7 VORP in 2004. Batista in 2004 was worth 10.3 VORP; in 2003, 5.4 VORP. If anyone is ready to give up on Cuddyer, he's entitled to his feelings; but at the same time, it should be very clear to anyone that Tony Batista is even worse.1/01/2006 02:31:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|"Is there any reason to believe that the double play rates by Cuddyer and Batista in each of their last MLB seasons should be virtually constant?"

This is a good question. I don't think it has anything to do with Cuddyer being a choker, or Batista being clutch. I think it has everything to do with Cuddyer being a groundball hitter and Batista being a flyball pitcher. It's really the same reason we expect that Silva will get more double plays than Santana.

For their careers, Cuddyer's groudball to flyball ratio is 1.36, and last year it was an atrocious 1.80, which certainly isn't anything like progress. Batista's career G/F is 0.75, and it was 0.73 in 2004.

Baseball Prospectus has the numbers for double play opportunities for batters and pitchers. For the last 5 years of each's career, their numbers (GIDP/DP opportunities) are like this:

Cuddyer
2001 - 1/4
2002 - 3/26
2003 - 8/21
2004 - 10/73
2005 - 19/76

Batista
2000 - 19/137
2001 - 2/58
2002 - 15/123
2003 - 21/124
2004 - 20/127

Not surprisingly, Cuddyer's best season with DPs (2004) was also the season he had his lowest G/F ratio 0.93, but considering how much lower that is than his career number, I'd say that's the fluke.

Overall, their 5-year DP rates are 21% for Cuddyer and 13% for Batista. So, maybe 25% is a bit high for Cuddyer, but it's not all that high, and if his G/F of 1.80 in 2005 represents the beginning of a trend as an even more groundball-hitting hitter, 25% is probably closer to what he'll do in 2006.

Cuddyer, scapegoat, VORP, etc...

To be clear, I don't think Cuddyer was "the reason" the Twins didn't win the division last year or anything like that. It was a bump in the road for Cuddyer, but mainly I think the problem is that he's not a third baseman. VORP only measures offensive contributions, and Batista is a better defensive 3B than Cuddyer is. If we're just comparing them offensively, then yes, I'd say Cuddyer is better than Batista, but I think that difference is often overstated. Adding in defense to the equation, which is harder to measure but still very important, I think Batista is basically as good as Cuddyer, maybe a shade worse, but nothing worth wringing our hands about. Move Cuddyer to the outfield, where his defense isn't so atrocious and he seems more comfortable at the plate, and we should get more out of him.1/01/2006 03:21:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I think Batista is basically as good as Cuddyer, maybe a shade worse...

I'll accept, for the sake of argument that this is true. If so, then why sign Batista? We don't need basically as good or a shade worse. This was the worst offensive team in the league. We need upgrades. If the Twins go out and find a better 3rd baseman either through free agency or a trade, then I'll drop the whole thing. But, if this is the solution, well, it's about the same or worse. And that will be quite disappointing.1/01/2006 04:33:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|"If so, then why sign Batista?"

Because two Cuddyers is better than one. I don't think anyone is really convinced that Ford would be a great option as an everyday RF. Cuddyer, however, seemed much more comfortable at the plate while in the outfield, so this makes Cuddyer a lot more valuable if he winds up hitting a lot better and not being the defensive liability he was at third base. Plus, if someone else, like Kubel or Ford, winds up in RF, then Cuddyer becomes the super-utility player, a guy who is a lot better pinch-hitting option than Castro or Punto.

Also, if you look at the current depth chart and assume Batista is the starting 3B, Cuddyer is the primary backup 1B. And given his handedness, he complements Morneau pretty well.

Overall, the thinking is that Cuddyer is more valuable if he's not stuck at 3B, which is his worst defensive position, and I think that's fairly reasonable.1/01/2006 05:10:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This all reads like some sort of "coping with Tony Batista" therapy... and Ubelmann seems to be a capable counselor (although I disagree with the notions that Cuddyer's more comfortable at the plate when playing RF, and that 3B is his worst defensive position).

Batista gives us more depth without much commitment, and keeping Cuddyer's position options open does the same for our outfield depth too (although I think we'd be best served giving Batista some real competition in spring training, especially if Ford/Kubel are capable of taking the RF job).1/01/2006 06:33:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Nick N.|W|P|If so, then why sign Batista? We don't need basically as good or a shade worse. This was the worst offensive team in the league. We need upgrades.

The answer to that question is very simple SBG. Because we can't afford to. We are already maxed out in terms of payroll, and if Joe Randa is going to get $4 million a year I don't see how we could afford to sign a player who is going to be any kind of upgrade at third. If we were to trade, we would need the other team to pay most of the guy's salary, and I just don't think many teams are willing to do that.

And while, with all things taken into consideration, Cuddy and Batista might be about even, it is clear that Cuddyer at third base did not work for this team last year, so maybe the things that Batista brings to the table will be more conducive to helping the team win. It's worth a shot.1/01/2006 07:39:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|The answer to that question is very simple SBG. Because we can't afford to.

This is why I was advocating trading Hunter. He is a fabulous defender and a slightly above average bat in CF (if you look at the majors, and not just the AL). Trading Hunter could have brought value and freed up some money. A drastic move, to be sure. But, it was the only way that I could see for the Twins to upgrade and stay within payroll.12/30/2005 07:21:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Halftime of the Wolves game. Wolves down eight. In true couch potato form, I fell asleep on the couch before the game started and missed the first quarter. Lucy and I are going to osteria i nonni for dinner at eight tonight so I'll miss the end of the game. The Wolves were down 21 midway through, but had a late surge to get back into the game. KG lead the charge. Earlier this week I talked about the decline of KG. It is not in evidence tonight. At halftime he's played 21 minutes, hitting 6 of 9 and 5 of 5 from the line for 17 points. Of course, it's never just about the scoring for KG. Add in 6 rebounds, 3 assists, 3 steals and 2 blocks and you've got game totals that make most players ecstatic. KG's got another 24 minutes to try to get this team back in the game. I'll hold off talk on the decline for a while. KG's consecutive game streak, now at 301, is the longest current streak in the league. Supremely talented, unselfish to a fault, and extremely durable. That's KG.|W|P|113599253063575545|W|P|Halftime|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/30/2005 07:15:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|All those in favor of extending Glenn Mason's contract after next year right now, stand up and holla.|W|P|113599179926787286|W|P|Can I Get a Show of Hands?|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/30/2005 08:31:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Absolutely. The Gophers haven't been this successful in years. No coach will be able to do anything until they get an on-campus stadium anyways. Besides, who are they going to get instead? A no-name unproven coach that will play for a pittance. No thanks. Give me Mason.12/30/2005 08:39:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Nick N.|W|P|I think we should go another direction if there are any decent coaches willing to come here. Mason is a good recruiter and he seems to get the most out of his players, but he is one of the worst on-the-field coaches I've ever seen. I don't think he ever called 2 pass plays in a row all season long. I really think the Gophers might have the best receiving corps in the Big Ten, but they are totally underused.

And today's disappointing loss gave us some perfect examples of his inept play-calling. How many times did we run on third down? And who the hell throws a Hail Mary with 40 seconds left?12/30/2005 10:30:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|The downside of going with another unproven coach is the risk of returning to the dark ages, that's for sure. But, seventh in the Big TelevEN and a loss in the Music City Bowl? I'm not an alumnus, but I am a football fan. But, I've never seen a Gopher game and this season's performance won't inspire me to go.

Our neighbors to the East sucked until they brought in Alvarez. He didn't take them to three Music City bowls, he took them to three Rose Bowls (and won).12/30/2005 10:32:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Unknown|W|P|[Silence...]

A radio caller today wondered why the U should pay this guy, when any coach can go 6-5 with the cupcake schedule that the Gophs have. And why in the world would they give him a raise?12/31/2005 07:46:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Unknown|W|P|Newsflash! Sid Hartman NEVER hits a nail on the head.

Moss doesn't mean to be snide, but Sid always has an agenda and therefore cannot be an accurate reporter. He is completely unobjective. He is the biggest Gopher pimp in the world. He thinks the Gophers football team is going to be in the Rose Bowl every year and that the coach walks on water. He is anti-administration in almost every instance.12/31/2005 02:45:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|"...with the cupcake schedule that the Gophs have."

Almost all the computer ranking systems have the Gophers in the top 10 in the nation in strength of schedule. Just having to play in the Big Ten practically guarantees a rather difficult schedule. And for the handful of schools that do schedule a difficult non-conference matchup or two, there are a lot more who play teams from the mid-majors.

But Mason hasn't managed to hardly improve the defense at all. If they're going to keep him on, he'd better have an awfully good reason why he will be able to improve the defense when he hasn't been able to12/31/2005 03:44:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|"Our neighbors to the East sucked until they brought in Alvarez. He didn't take them to three Music City bowls, he took them to three Rose Bowls (and won)."

On Wisconsin, On Wisconsin
Thank you SBG!12/31/2005 05:04:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Bye Glen, we hardly knew ya.12/29/2005 04:04:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|The Tony Batista signing has brought out some interesting comments throughout the Twins blogosphere. Over at Twinkie Town, the masses have been engaging in a long running discussion about the value of Mr. Batista, given his ability to hit home runs and make a huge number of outs. One regular poster even wrote this:
Batista is significantly better than any right handed hitter the Twins have, including Rondell White.
Wow. Better than Hunter? You are kidding with that, right? Better than Stewart (last year's bad season notwithstanding)? Better than Castillo (I know he's a switch hitter)? Hell, is he better than Cuddyer? I wonder if he's better than Juan Castro, at this point. Let me start with the basics. On offense, the number one objective is to score runs. Sounds simple, doesn't it? Given that premise, who would you rather have, a guy who hits 35 home runs a year or a guy who hits 2 home runs a year. All else being equal, you'd take the guy with 35 home runs, right? Of course. But, the qualifier "all else being equal" is an important qualifier. I think that we can all agree that it does not require a home run to score runs. In fact, most people would agree that a guy who hits 2 home runs a year but gets on base over 40% of the time can be more valuable than a guy who hits 35 home runs a year, but only gets on base 25% of the time. I say most people, because some still do not get that making outs is the enemy of scoring runs (see the comment from Twinkie Town, above). Enter Tony Batista. I looked at his three year splits (actually his numbers are for two years 2003-04, as he was so good that he played in Japan in 2005) and found out that he hit 58 home runs in 1237 at bats and 1320 plate appearances, which is 21.32 at bats/home run, which is 4.69 home runs per 100 at bats. He also hit a combined .238/.271/.424/.695. Michael Cuddyer, over the last three seasons has hit 28 home runs in 863 at bats and 966 plate appearances, which is 30.82 at bats/home run or 3.24 home runs per 100 at bats. He hit a combined .261/.333/.430/.763. In other words, Cuddyer has a better batting average, a better on base percentage, a better slugging percentage and a better OPS. But, Batista will hit one more home run per 100 at bats. And that's enough for some people to proclaim loudly and repeatedly that he is a significant upgrade over Cuddyer. Hogwash. Let's normalize the numbers to 500 plate appearance for each. This is what the lines look like.
PlayerPAOutsABRH2B3BHRRBIBBSOBAOBPSLGSHSFHBPGDP
Cuddyer50030444761116254144947960.2610.3320.43022417
Batista50038146958111191227920680.2380.2700.42426313
Yes, you'll get the 8 more home runs from Batista. Cuddyer provides you with 5 more hits, one more extra base hit and 27 more walks. Batista provides you with 74 more outs. We already know that Cuddyer has better batting average, OBP, and SLG. The only thing that Batista does better is hit home runs and strike out less. Those advantages are more than negated by everything else. He even hits into a lot of double plays, Cuddyer's big bugaboo last year. [Update: As I mentioned above, I screwed up Cuddyer's outs. He actually averaged 356 outs, not 304. Thus, Batista made only 25 more outs per 500 plate appearances. That mistake does not change the analysis of Batista with respect to his comparision to anyone else or the OPS' or GPA analysis. Also read the post above to understand what OUTS means. -- SBG, December 31, 2005.] Oh, and Batista has more RBIs, but RBI totals are more about who is hitting in front of you and your opportunites more than anything. Don't believe me? Let's add another player to the table above.
PlayerPAOutsABRH2B3BHRRBIBBSOBAOBPSLGSHSFHBPGDP
Cuddyer50030444761116254144947960.2610.3320.43022417
Batista50038146958111191227920680.2380.2700.42426313
Bonds5002233301021152123982160430.3480.5640.7740285
Look! Bonds only delivers 3 more RBI per 500 plate appearances! Batista is almost as good of a run producer as Barry F'n Bonds! If you believe that, I've got some choice 50 yard line seats for the Vikings playoff game coming up next week. I'll start the bidding at $200 a piece. I've done some research on correlation (actually I've read a couple of articles). At Baseball Prospectus, they discussed why they use their statistic Equivalent Average. The reason why is that it provides a better correlation to runs scored. Of the statistics that we usually look at, OPS has the best correlation to runs scored. Cuddyer's OPS over the last three years is .763. Batista's is .695. Juan Casto's is .667. Luis Rivas' is .690. There you have it. Tony Batista = Luis Rivas. But wait. Other studies have shown that OPS under values OBP. Why is that? Well, OBP is inherently a smaller number than SLG, and thus merely adding them together makes SLG inherently more important in OPS. A better correlation can be found with OPS'. OPS' = 1.4*OBP + SLG. Gleeman has used GPA, which gives OBP a 1.8 multiplier and normalized it to make it look like a batting average. He calls it GPA. His formula: GPA = (1.8*OBP + SLG)/4. Look at this chart:
PlayerOPS�GPA
Cuddyer.895.257
Batista.802.228
Rivas.804.231
Castro.772.221
Hunter.914.261
White.954.273
Look. Batista is Luis Rivas in terms of his ability to create offense. His "offensive output" is correlates to the type of offense that Rivas puts up. There is more to scoring runs than hitting a homerun every six or seven games. There is getting on base and not making outs. Outs are the enemy of scoring runs. I'll give Batista this much, though. He's definitely better than Juan Castro at the plate.|W|P|113589749542951109|W|P|Correlation|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/30/2005 08:57:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|They really are getting their undies in a bunch over there. I think that in some ways it's less Batista-liking than Cuddy-hating. I have a friend, she's hated Cuddy ever since Gardy (unfairly) trotted him out in the ALCS against the Angels. I think that a lot of people can't get over that combined with the fact that he's clearly underperformed.
Why people gotta hate?12/30/2005 09:03:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|SBG, you didn't really address the RBI difference, other than to say lineup position. I think there might be more to it than that:

1) Cuddyer was an EXTREME groundball hitter last year (1.8 GB/FB ratio) and has always been more GB-oriented than Batista (0.75 career ratio). Hence fewer sac flies, and a greater frequency of double plays.

2) Cuddyer strikes out more than Batista (28 times over 500 PA), meaning fewer advanced runners...?

3) Bunched with other singles/sometimes-doubles/sometimes-walk-type hitters (which includes most Twins), perhaps an infusion of more HR (8 more over a season, by your count) is indeed more valuable than a handful of extra walks and a few doubles. Especially when combined with the benefits of points 1 and 2 above.

I like Cuddyer, and I wish he could get another chance at third base, but something was wrong with his 2005 season, even past the first month, I'm afraid. His 2004 was better, so I have hope, but he's getting older and his career high points thus far have been "better-hitting 2B than Luis Rivas" and "better third baseman than Terry Tiffee".12/30/2005 09:20:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Oh, but I did. Batista will give you four more SF over 500 at bats than Cuddyer. Cuddyer will hit into 4 more double plays over 500 at bats. The numbers are there.

Since when do fly balls advance runners and ground balls don't? How many fly balls to left and center advance runners? We've documented the four more SFs. How about to third? Or second? Not worth mentioning. Unless Batista, a dead pull hitter, starts hitting a lot of flies to right, well, I won't accept that he advances more runners than Cuddyer.

This post is not to talk about how great Cuddyer is. This post is a response to the ridiculous pimping of Batista. He's the best right handed bat we have? Really? Everyone should welcome this signing? Really? When we have the worst offense in the league, we should applaud this? I'll applaud White and Castillo, but this one is a huge thumbs down. I don't care if his contract isn't guaranteed. It's not about the $.125 million. It's about upgrading the team.

This is no upgrade. At all. We've, in effect, put Castillo at 2B and moved Luis Rivas to 3B.12/30/2005 09:23:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|One more thing. Cuddyer strikes out more, but there's no getting around the fact that Batista provides 74 more outs. Since the notion of productive outs has been all but completely debunked, I can't see how it matters that Cuddyer strikes out more.12/30/2005 10:31:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|If your argument is that Batista is not the best RH bat on the team, you're preaching to the choir.

But, "the numbers are there" is hardly definitive proof of your Cuddy comparison. You're averaging two very different seasons by Cuddyer -- which one is going to show up in 2006? Also, you're averaging two different seasons by Batista -- one where he had a career low in XBH output (2003) and one where his power more closely matched his career levels (2004). Which TFB shows up in 2006? And your numbers or estimations seem to be off -- you claim "Batista will hit one more home run per 100 at bats" than Cuddyer, but your 500 PA data shows him with 8 more homers...? If you just compare their most recent ML season, TFB has a prorated edge of roughly 10 fewer GIDP, 10 more HR, 5 more SF, etc.

Plus, you still didn't address Batista's specific benefit to the Twins lineup. Singles and walks don't score runs as easily as home runs, and as we learned last year, it's very difficult to count on guys like Ford and Cuddyer to manufacture virtually all of your runs through that method. I think adding TFB's power to the Twins small-ball game could help us more than other teams.

Again, no one here is "pimping" T-Bat, but I think taking a flier on him is a great move (although I would like to see Cuddy and Batista compete for 3B in the spring, and I think that Cuddy will get lost in RF literally and figuratively, but that has nothing to do with TFB).12/30/2005 10:49:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I rounded on the one per hundred. If you look at the numbers that I posted, Batista will hit 1.45 more home runs per 100 at bats. So, I should have said a little more than one per one hundred.

If stating that Batista is the best right-handed hitter on the team isn't pimping, I don't know what is. You yourself don't believe it, and I am not accusing you of pimping him personally, but what about that assertion?

Either you believe that making outs 73% of the time negates his power or you don't. He hits a home run every 4.4% of his plate appearances. He makes an out 73% of the time. I believe that his 74 more outs than Cuddyer outweigh the occasional home run.

The use of three years was an attempt to show what likely might happen. Of course, we don't exactly what will happen, but averaging out over three years shows more regression to the mean. Plus, ESPN provides three year numbers for me to use without a tremendous amount of work. One thing that I didn't point out is that Batista is much older, past his prime, and has been trending down. I didn't add his putrid Japanese numbers, which when converted to MLB equivalents would show further decline.

The fact that the Twins took a flier on him shows that they really don't believe in the sabremetric theories of how runs are created. They don't believe in correlation. They don't believe in OPS, OBP, SLG, Runs Created, EqA or any of these other metrics. By any other metric besides AB/HR, Batista is shown to be inferior to Michael Cuddyer. But, the Twins apparently believe that he'll magically time his home runs for when there are guys on base or something.12/30/2005 11:14:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Twins apparently believe that he'll magically time his home runs for when there are guys on base or something

This is exactly what it looks like to me as well. The 'intangibles' of TFB are going to outweigh the quantifiable Cuddyer.

I don't mind the signing if it was meant to give Cuddyer a 'kick in the ass', or to give the Twins a veteran backup infielder. But to give him the starting third base job, really upsets me.

If Batista performs his 0.240/0.280/0.420 line, AND he gets more Plate Appearances than Cuddyer I will join SBG in hunting down Gardenhire...12/30/2005 11:31:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|I'm just glad the Brewers didn't sign him12/30/2005 01:44:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I meant no one *here* is pimping TFB -- perhaps at Twinkie Town, but for you to refute those claims here is like going on Fox News to bash Democrats...

"The fact that the Twins took a flier on him shows that they really don't believe in the sabremetric theories of how runs are created."

Umm... are you confusing the Twins with that poster over at Twinkie Town? I don't think the Twins view Batista as anywhere near their best RH bat --in fact, the comments from TR clearly acknowledge his limitations. TFB came cheap, and he might be able to fill a need on this team, whether off the bench or at third (although we all know Cuddy deserves a shot there too).

And as long as we're all just speculating about stuff, I'm going to remain optimistic about Batista's potential. He may be past his prime, but not past his usefulness:

1) he signed with Japan because he got a ridiculous contract there (2/15 I've seen reported), not necessarily because he had no reasonable offers here

2) it didn't work out in Japan, contractually and statistically, but this could have been due to an inability to adjust to the different style of play and clubhouse culture over there

3) he only just turned 32

I've also heard speculation that he's way out of shape, but he's generally been a healthy guy, and given his skill set (or lack-of-skill set), his physical condition might not matter all that much.12/30/2005 03:53:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Nick N.|W|P|OK, I guess that I would fall into the lump of "Batista apologists," because I am certainly tired of all the stat-heads bashing the hell out of him. To say he is better than any right-handed hitter on the Twins is clearly assinine. I don't think he's a very good player, but I also don't think he's a bad signing.

Neil commented above that people's warmth to the signing is more related to Cuddy-hating than it is to Batista-liking. This is somewhat true, at least in my case. Michael Cuddyer had an absolutely awful season, and I don't think it's even quanitifiable through statistics, unless you want to look at his avg with RISP (.204) or with the bases loaded (.214). Cuddy hit 12 home runs last year, and TEN came with nobody on base. He came up 14 times with the bases loaded last year, and struck out 6 times. He is absolutely horrible under any kind of pressure, and not only does he not put the ball in play and drive in runs, but he usually has terrible at-bats and strikes out or grounds into a double play. Oh, and then there's his terrible defense. He's got a strong arm, but he has no accuracy, and has slow reactions and little range. I'm absolutely sick of watching him at third base. As I've said before, it's not like this team has not given him ample opportunity. He was handed the starting right field job to start the 2003 season, and handed the starting third base job last season, and he couldn't hit well enough to hold on to either of them.

I don't think Batista is that great of a player, but I'm ready to give him a try. SBG, you and Gleeman and several others are so eager to insult the Twins for signing Batista, but I have not heard ANY alternate suggestions. What would you have done? Traded away valuable prospects for Blalock? Signed Randa for 4 million? Handed Cuddyer the job again despite the fact that he has shown essentially no improvement over the course of his entire career? If Batista doesn't work out, he will be removed from the lineup and the Twins will go another direction. 1 million dollars, not that huge of an investment.

But to say that Batista is another Luis Rivas is absurd. Rivas wouldn't have been starting on any other Major League club for the past several years, and he will in all likelihood never reach the Majors again at this point. Batista lasted in the league for 9 seasons, played in an All Star Game, and has 214 career home runs.12/30/2005 05:28:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Ok, maybe Batista is not quite Rivas. But I don't think the comparison is absurd.

Here's an itty-bit of stat-headiness: OPS+, which is the version that adjusts for park effects and is normed so that the average player scores 100. Below 100, you are a below-average hitter in OPS terms, above 100, you are above average.

Rivas's last 4 years (working backwards): 68, 82, 80, 86.
Batista's last 4 in the majors (working backwards): 88, 76, 102, 86.

Basically, in three of those 4 years, he was very Rivas-like.

As SBG says, the name of the (offensive) game is to score runs. Batista's negatives offensively outweigh his positives. That makes him different from Rivas, who had no discernible positives. But it doesn't make him noticeably better.12/30/2005 05:55:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I didn't provide any alternatives??? Other than advocating for months that they be bold and trade Hunter and try to turn him into a decent infielder. Plus, trading Hunter could have freed up more money to go after another decent bat.

I applaud the Castillo trade and the White signing, but I thought this team was so bad offensively that they needed to do something drastic. But, the Twins have decided to play it safe.12/30/2005 07:03:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|Until the bitter end, there were fans who believed that Luis Rivas would reward their faith in him, too. What can you say?

Twins management painted itself into a corner by already declaring that Cuddyer would not play 3rd base next year, although he did show improvement both offensively and defensively after the first couple months of this past season. TR then found he couldn't sign a Mueller or Randa to a cheap deal, and his budget is maxed because he can't or won't trade Hunter/Stewart/Lohse and he's giving Jacque's money to Castillo. So now he's forced to take a flyer on a garbage player just to fill an artificial "hole" at the hot corner.

Believe it now or later, fans, but the Twins will have a downgrade at 3rd base next spring if Ass-Batista is the regular starter. If TR had signed Jose Valentin to play 3rd base before last season, would *any* Twins fan have applauded? Well, now we have ourselves a lesser Jose Valentin. Thanks, TR.12/30/2005 07:26:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Nick N.|W|P|It is impossible to know what types of trades Ryan would have been able to pull off and what types of packages Hunter would have garnered, which makes it difficult to speculate about trades that he should have made.

The fact is that there are still four months before the season starts and Batista has a non-guaranteed contract. He could be gone two weeks into spring training and all we'd be out is a little severance pay, and then we will all feel stupid for all this bickering.12/30/2005 08:22:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|74 outs? Where on earth is that number coming from?

1-OBP gives you how many outs/PA a player makes (either you make an out, or you get on base). With a .332 OBP against a .270 OBP, that means Batista is going to make 365 outs compared to Cuddyer's 334, for a difference of 31 outs.

Also, with regards to GIDP, Batista's last year in the league, he had a close to league average rate of GIDP 15% of the time there was a DP opportunity. Last year, Cuddyer had a GIDP rate of 25%, one of the very worst in all of MLB. Working backwards from Cuddyer's 17 GIDP number, that works out to about 68 DP opportunities. Over 68 opportunities, Batista would be hitting into about 6.8 (say 7) fewer DPs. (Also, outs with runners on base are worse than outs with no runners on base, check out the closest expected runs matrix.)

Now, we're down to a 24 out difference, and I think the extra power and better defense make Batista at least comparable to Cuddyer as a 3B at that point. At the worst, this is a lateral move, allowing Cuddyer to pursue employment at a position he's more comfortable at.12/29/2005 11:00:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Our friend AMR states that he'd take Artest and Raffi Palmeiro (for the Twins). I don't know where Raffi'd play, but I would not be adverse to signing him on principle. So, who would you rather take: Artest or Palmeiro?

What Would you rather have?

Artest for the Wolves

Palmeiro for the Twins

Heavens to Top Jimmy, a sharp stick in the eye please

Free polls from Pollhost.com

|W|P|113587586801039925|W|P|Artest or Palmeiro?|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/29/2005 01:55:00 PM|W|P|Blogger amr|W|P|Well, Ron-DL White kindof took Raffi's spot in the lineup. I just figured he's be a cheap, what-the-heck big-bat lark that might pay off (like Bret Boone was and didn't). But then, I still think Raffi was framed.12/29/2005 03:44:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|It's just a simple matter of math.

raffi-roids=old+crappy+injury prone

And unless Artest gets ejected for the season (25% probability), gets kicked of the team (20% probability) or kills someone (5% probability) we have

artest+wolves=NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!

qed12/29/2005 04:01:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I don't vote in my own polls, but I'd vote for Artest in a heartbeat.1/02/2006 01:56:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Andrew|W|P|As the "resident" non-Wolves fan around here, I feel I can advise you who are on Ron Artest. (FYI, I'm originally from Indy and a HUGE Pacers fan.) Artest is the best all-around player for the Pacers in my lifetime. Period. That said, he is not easy on the heart. Worse that watching JC pitch. At least with JC you know the inherited runner is going to score, you can brace your self. You never know what is going to happen with Ron. It can be so very frustrating/nerve-racking waiting for something to go wrong. I can�t really enjoy a Pacers game because I�m just waiting. I guess my point is that you want him on your team, I just don�t know if you want to try to stomach him.12/29/2005 09:42:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|The Wolves are interested. How do you feel about him playing in Minnesota? He's making $6.5 million, a pretty low number, so any trade would either not include Wally Szczerbiak, or would be a multi-player deal. Time is running out for KG. Do you do this deal and make the run now? I'd do it. Your comments below.|W|P|113587107337971460|W|P|Wolves and Artest|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/29/2005 10:19:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I hope they do it just for the articles Souhan would write.12/29/2005 10:34:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|That would be, um, predictable.

If they could dump Olowokandi (contracts match, he's expiring) that would be fantastic. I sort of doubt that would happen. However, they might be interested in Hassell, too.12/29/2005 10:53:00 AM|W|P|Blogger amr|W|P|I would do it, but I also want the Twins to pursue Raffi Palmiero. Maybe T-Hud and Artest could record an album together.12/29/2005 12:26:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I probably should know this, but how long-term is Artest's contract? If it's only a year or so, I think you could do it, because Artest might be motivated to behave himself in the short-term. If he has a long-term deal, then I wouldn't do it.12/29/2005 01:01:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Artest is under contract through the 2007-08 season.12/29/2005 01:08:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Nick N.|W|P|I'd absolutely do it. I have long felt that Artest is one of the top 5 most valuable players in the NBA. He's unquestionably the best defender - the only guy who can completely shut down any guard in the league - and he provides solid offense as well. The attitude is a problem, yes, but the window is closing on this team and they need a legitimate star to play beside KG and Wally.12/29/2005 02:45:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|If we could find a way to get Artest in the lineup, then yes, we absolutely should. A starting lineup of Jaric, Sczerbiak, Artest, Garnett, and Griffin would look pretty darn good, even though our bench would look pretty bad (not that it's all that great right now anyway).

-tootie12/29/2005 02:55:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|If the Wolves don't at least make a good effort to get Artest, they have failed. The Wolves need him to become a contender again.12/29/2005 08:42:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Unknown|W|P|Is it more likely that the Artist known as Artest and THUD would record an album together, or that they develop into a rivalry not seen since Notorious BIG and Tupac??

Sh-sh-shut 'em down!12/29/2005 06:13:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Sooner or later, it's going to happen. KG is going to go into decline. Although he's not yet 30, KG has already logged a tremendous number of minutes in the NBA -- over 30,000. He's sixth in minutes played among active players, trailing only Gary Payton, Clifford Robinson, Dikembe Mutombo, Shaquille O'Neal, and P.J. Brown (by two minutes). All of these guys are substantially older than KG -- and are in various levels of decline. KG is still relatively young, but those minutes add up. While others his age were playing college ball, he logged 10,290 minutes in the NBA. He's played an average of 3215 minutes a year since the strike (six years) and he's right at that pace again this year. If he continues to play that many minutes, by the end of the 2007-08 season, he'll have played as many minutes as Charles Barkley played in his whole career. KG's numbers are down slightly this year, especially in rebounding. His rebounding average is down almost 3.5 rebounds from last year and is his lowest in seven years. While he's scoring at about the same level as he has for the last several years -- and has been much more efficient in doing so -- his assists are down and he's right at 5.0 assists. Overall, KG is still one of the best players in the league. His PER is fifth in the league, behind only Elton Brand, LeBron James, Dirk Nowitski, and Allen Iverson! He's ahead of players like Dwayne Wade, Superboy, and Tim Duncan. The thing is, he lead the league in each of the last two seasons. KG is still a tremendous player -- but his run as one of the truly elite players may be close to being over. As he ages, his ability to stuff the stat sheet will start to erode, and his overall greatness will fade. I'm not predicting that he is on his last legs... I'm saying he is nearing the end of his prime. And the extraordinary number of minutes that he has played and continues to play will take his toll. That the Wolves aren't an elite team in the league is a shame. Time is running out. Update: I have added "Career Minutes" to the KG Watch in the column on the left. As you can see, he's plowing past a lot of good players already, and he's still in his 20s.|W|P|113586094096996686|W|P|The Decline of KG|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/29/2005 08:06:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Well that's just great. Way to brighten my day, Sunshine.
:)12/29/2005 08:19:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|I think the inevitable trade talk is going to surface again after the season, and I don't think KG is going to do much to squash it.12/29/2005 09:00:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|More perspective. In just over five years, KG will be 35. At the end of the 2010-11 season (KG turns 35 in May 2011), at his current pace, he will have played just shy of 50,000 minutes. That will put him fourth all-time, behind Kareem's 57,446, Karl Malone's 54,852 and Elvin Hayes' 50,000. It will be more than another prep-to-pros superstar, Moses Malone, who logged 49,444 total (ABA and NBA).

Amazingly, K. Malone played pretty consistently all the way through his thirties, although there were dropoffs in his numbers after age 34.

Kareem never logged 3000 minutes after the age of 32. Kareem played big minutes early in his career, but even still, he had just 26,349 minutes through his 29 year old season. KG will be at over 32,000.

Moses Malone never played over 3000 minutes after the age of 26. By the time he was 36, he was absolutely done. After that, he played less than 900 minutes over three more seasons and never started another game. He had a serious drop off after the age of 34.12/29/2005 10:44:00 AM|W|P|Blogger The Zoner|W|P|I've heard some KG trade rumors and I think the Bulls would be compatible for the Wolves in a trade. We'll take KG!12/29/2005 11:06:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Zoner --

Not on your life.12/29/2005 08:00:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|There's bound to be a decline, but I forsee it being a more Karl Malone-like decline which isn't really that bad. And I say he has this year and next as a truly elite, game-changing, dominant force. After that, he'll have his days but he won't be able to will the team to victory every single day.12/28/2005 08:02:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Hello, SBG fans, and welcome to the top 10 Twins moments of the year. This list is a compilation of the most memorable moments of 2005. Not all of the moments are good, in fact, a lot of the moments are not so good. After all, this was a season of disappointment. I compiled this list from memory, and without research (except to fill in particulars). 2005 wasn't a year of memorable moments on the diamond. Instead of a thrilling run to a fourth division title, the Twins fell behind early and faded. The year will likely be remembered for the bad things that happened much more so than the good. The list may be incomplete, but it's what I remembered when I thought back on the year. Thus it is, in that sense, truly the most memorable moments. And so, without further ado, I bring you the list. 10. Twins send Luis Rivas to the minors. Before the season, Manager Ron Gardenhire said that Luis Rivas would prove him right. Meaning, I assume, that he thought Rivas would have a breakout year. Instead, Rivas regressed further and on July 16th, the Twins all but officially ended the Oh-for-Threevas era, sending him to the minors until September. Aaron Gleeman didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Like so many other things, Gardy, you were wrong. 9. Hunter calls out Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau in the paper for not playing through injuries. During spring training, Torii Hunter proclaimed that if people weren't happy in the clubhouse, he would fight them. That prompted me to write one of my most well-read posts of the year regarding team chemistry. Then, Hunter calls out the two brightest young stars publicly for not playing through injuries (along with Gardenhire and Rick Stelmazek), starting a series of verbal outbursts by the one-time all star. 8. Torii Hunter punches Nick Punto. Hunter, out for the season with an ankle injury, comes back to visit the team late in the year. An altercation between Hunter and Morneau ensues and Hunter attempts to hit Morneau but misses and lands a punch on Nick Punto. Considering that he swung low enough to hit Punto, it's quite likely that Hunter wasn't aiming for Morneau's head. 7. Francisco Liriano makes his major league debut. Hailed as the greatest prospect in baseball, the hard throwing left hander makes his major league debut. His results were not as impressive as fellow rookie Scott Baker, but it was abundantly clear that Liriano has tremendous stuff and a bright future. 6. Kyle Lohse takes bat to Gardenhire's office door. Irritated that he was taken out of a game after only a couple of innings (of bad pitching), Lohse does what a lot of us dreamed of doing -- he smashes in the manager's door. The incident is reported in the paper and leads to an exchange of comments by the two principals that lead everyone to wonder what either of them was thinking. The amazing thing is that Lohse is still Twins property. 5. Justin Morneau beaned. In the third game of the season, Justin Morneau was beaned in the head by Ron Villone. Morneau went on the DL and missed 13 games. He came back on April 22 and starting to pound the ball like nobody's business. On May 8th, he was hitting .429/.448/.841/1.289. Morneau's post beaning performance showed that he had a hard head, a characteristic that likely prompted Hunter's attempted punch and might also explain why Hunter may have aimed lower. Morneau cooled slightly after May 8th, in case you forgot. 4. Johan Santana signs 4 year, $40 million contract. The best player on the team signed the longest contract with the Twins since Hunter's 4 year, $32 million contract. Unlike Hunter, Santana was a bargain, as he was robbed of his second consecutive Cy Young Award. 3. Freddy Gardia allows one hit against the Twins. In a masterful performance, the White Sox' Garcia held the Twins hitless until the bottom of the eighth. Then Jacque Jones made the play of the year. Jones, now with the Cubs, broke up the no-hitter with a home run and the Twins won 1-0. Who was pitching for the Twins? The $40 million man, of course. It was the second time in three starts that the Twins supplied him with one run and he won. Easily the game of the year. 2. Hennepin County approves ball park plan for the Twins. The plan called for an outdoor park in downtown Minneapolis and a .25% sales tax county wide. No state money was needed for the plan. But, the legislature needed to approve the plan. No vote was taken. Shane Nackerud was apoplectic. In other news, the governor was playing hockey last night. 1. Torii Hunter breaks his ankle and is lost for the season. For all my complaining about Hunter, I believe that he still is a very good player and a joy to watch play centerfield. On July 29, the Twins centerfielder broke his ankle chasing a fly ball off the bat of David Ortiz. And Twins Nation came to the full realization that 2005 was a lost season. There you have it. The top ten most memorable moments (in my opinion) for the Twins in 2005.|W|P|113577956258384922|W|P|Top 10 Twins Moments of 2005|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/28/2005 03:41:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|Have we already forgotten about Boo-oone?12/28/2005 03:45:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Was that memorable? The answer: I did forget about him.12/28/2005 04:31:00 PM|W|P|Blogger amr|W|P|Against the KC Royals: 45 Hits, 0 Runs (27 LOB). Denny Hocking gets the 9th-inning walk-off hit for the KCR.12/28/2005 06:35:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Silva's 79 pitch effort was mentioned to me as well. Yeah, that KC game was disgusting.12/28/2005 08:58:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Obviously for something to be memorable requires that you have a memory of it. For me, I watched the Freddy v. Johan game and holy cow. That was some good baseball. Definitely tops for me. Let's hope the 2006 memories are a little better though.12/27/2005 10:29:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Jeff Reardon, 50, was charged with armed robbery after walking into a jewelry store in Palm Beach Gardens, FL on Monday with a note saying he had a gun and the store was being robbed. He fled with $170 in cash and was arrested a short time later. Twins fans will remember that it was Reardon who pitched the ninth inning of Game 7 of the 1987 World Series. Reardon has offered that medications that he is taking for depression "made him do it." Reardon made $11.5 million as a baseball player.|W|P|113570118709245808|W|P|Jeff Reardon Charged|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/27/2005 10:56:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Comedy Club|W|P|Stuff like that makes you think that it probably was the meds12/27/2005 11:05:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Of course, one can never really say objectively whether or not his statement is true.

If he is suffering from depression, an act like this is not surprising, I don't think. He obviously needs help.12/28/2005 07:52:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|All of which makes you think of how many similarly situated people that did not pitch in the major leagues are arrested each day but don't get the help they need. The way the criminal justice system treats those with mental problems is, by and large, an abomination.12/27/2005 08:55:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|The shorthanded Minmesota T-Wolves dropped their sixth game of the last seven to the previously struggling Phoenix Suns last night. KG filled up the stat sheet and Wally lead the team with 27 points, but right now, this team isn't very good. I heard this morning that the Wolves are one three teams still in the running for Ron Artest, whatever that means. The difficulty here is that Artest makes a relatively paltry $6 million, so it's going to be hard to make a straight-up deal that Indy can tolerate. Plus, he is Ron-Ron, so taking him on will be a risk. But talent-wise, only Garnett is a better player on this team. Check out my new site Founded on Dissent to find out what my favorite Christmas gift was this year. I'll bet you didn't get what I got. The Tice thing will be the subject of much discussion. Paul Allen of KFAN speculated that Tice will get an extension. Of course, he also said that the Vikings will be $22-24 million under the cap BECAUSE OF THE RANDY MOSS TRADE, as if Moss made anything close to that. So, take his speculation with a grain of salt. Have a good one.|W|P|113569635467392999|W|P|Long Cold Winter|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/25/2005 10:41:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|The Vikings lost to the Baltimore Ravens 30-23 on Christmas night, and were officially eliminated from the playoffs. I'm not surprised. I had figured that the Vikings would end up 9-7 and out of the playoffs. With Chicago looming in the final week, 8-8 is not out of the realm of possibility. I predicted a while back at Seth Speaks that the Vikings would end up 9-7, but I thought they'd beat the Ravens, who were pretty pathetic all year. After watching the Ravens undress the Packers on Monday night, I changed my mind and went with the Ravens in Seth's Pool. What surprised me is not that they lost -- I thought they would -- but how they lost. The Vikings let Kyle Boller beat them. Boller, who before last weekend's destruction of Green Bay, has never been known as a guy who could beat any team. But, he beat the Packers last weekend, and he beat the vaunted Vikings defense this week. Brad Johnson played about as good of a game as you could possibly expect. He drove the Vikings on two long touchdown drives in the first half and had a pretty stat line: 25/36, with 248 yards, two TDs and no interceptions. But, the Vikings only got a field goal when Baltimore fumbled the second half kickoff, and even with that gift, the Vikings only got nine points in the second half, and three of those came with the game decided. In other words, Johnson didn't get points when it counted. And, he fumbled in a key spot in the fourth quarter with the Vikings trailing by seven. His fumble sealed the game for the Ravens. I don't blame Johnson for the loss. But, had that been number 11 out there with the exact same performance, you can be sure that HE would have been blamed. After all, no second half touchdowns and a crucial fumble late in the game? The goat, though, was the Vikings defense. Boller shredded the Vikings for 289 yards passing on 24/34 with three TDs and a single interception (by Darren Sharper, of course). It wasn't just the yards, though, it was when Boller got them. The Ravens were a gaudy 10/15 on third down conversions. Time after time, Boller completed passes on third and long to keep drives alive. In addition, seemingly every time the Vikings blitzed, Boller burnt them, including completing two long touchdown passes in the face of a blitz. There is nothing positive that the Vikings can take from this game. Baltimore, now 6-9, is not a real good team. They have long been out of the playoff hunt. The Vikings needed this game to stave off elimination. They had to win, and they knew it. And they let Kyle Boller shove the game right down their collective throat. That is the plain and simple bottom line. I think it should be clear to everyone now that the six game winning streak was not an indication that this team is a contender for a championship. They are a mediocre team in a league that fosters mediocrity. If the Vikings ownership wants to compete for a title, they need to make substantial changes. Those changes start in the front office. They need one guy to run the operation. Hire a GM, Zygi. It's an embarrassment that this team doesn't have a GM, a single guy with final say. They need to part ways with Mr. Tice. Tice is not a good NFL coach. He won't bring this team a championship. Go out and find a guy. I don't want to hear that there isn't a good coach out there. The league is full of guys dying to get their chance. Look at Marvin Lewis in Cincinnati. There are guys out there in the coaching fraternity that can do the job. Mike Tice wasn't ready for this job. In his defense, he was partially a victim of the philosophy of the previous owner. On the other hand, if the previous owner wasn't so effing cheap, Tice would never have gotten this job in the first place. Tice has had four full years. He's 31-33 as head coach. Mediocre. He's staring a second consecutive 8-8 season right in the face. Why anyone thinks that this guy is the guy is beyond me.|W|P|113557413114230109|W|P|Out|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/26/2005 01:59:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Nick N.|W|P|I actually wouldn't blame this loss on Brad Johnson or the Vikings defense. I blame it on Mike Tice, and on one particular decision that totally epitomizes his ridiculous failures as an on-the-field coach.

With 8:13 remaining in the fourth quarter, the Vikings were down by 4. A third-down pass from Johnson to Wiggins had just come up a yard short. On 4th and 1 from the Ravens 38, Tice decided to punt, despite the fact that the Vikes' defense had given no indication that it was going to be able to stop the attack of the suddenly live-armed Boller. This ultra-conservative move absolutely killed the Vikings. Not only did the Ravens easily make up the entire distance that Kluwe punted, they drove all the way down the field and ate six minutes off the clock, finishing by booting a field goal to go up by a TD.

I realize this offense isn't great, but they can get ONE YARD. I thought it was a pretty easy decision to go for, because even if they failed Baltimore would not have had great field position. Tice is a terrible coach, and he needs to go.12/26/2005 03:00:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Yes, thw Vikings launched TMQ's famous Preposterous (or Brawk-Brawk-BRAWWWWKK) Punt, a sissy punt on 4th down inside opponent's territory. They also needed to be stopped before they blitzed again.

-tootie12/26/2005 04:53:00 AM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|Considering that the Vikings led for most of the 1st half,still held a 17-10 lead until 10:36 of the 3rd quarter, and led 20-17 going into the 4th, I am surprised that they didn't run the ball more often.

I know, Baltimore has a tough defense; Bennett, Taylor, and Fason combined for -7 yards on 4 carries. But Moore averaged 4.9 yards per carry, including a 22-yard run. Given the scores throughout the first 3 quarters, shouldn't you give Moore more than just 10 carries if only to eat up some clock and give your defense a rest? That's fundamental "smash mouth" football, the way Tice likes it, isn't it?12/26/2005 09:03:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I absolutely don't blame it on Johnson. I thought he played a very good game.

The point on the fourth and short is a good one.

But, I can't help but think that the defense lost it. They got totally destroyed by Baltimore, specifically, Kyle Boller. The Ravens did commit to the run and they tore huge chunks of time off the clock. But the Vikings D snuffed the run for the most part. They just couldn't stop Boller and their receivers on 3rd and long. Boller absolutely killed the Vikings. Destroyed them.

fw makes a good point. Moore was their best offensive option. True, 22 yards of his rushing total came on one play in the first drive of the game. But, they should have still given him the ball more.

Frankly, I'm glad that the Vikings lost and hope they lose again next weekend. I don't want Zygi to have a false hope on Tice. He has to go.

Given the last two losses, I'll bet Zygi wishes that he'd have ordered a suspension of McKinney and Smoot. He could have had that over, gotten the attention of his team and put it behind him. Some people (like me) saw that the Vikings weren't going to make it. It would have made a great statement. That opportunity is now lost.12/26/2005 12:46:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|I was furious with Tice when he didn't go for it on 4th and 1. Then, I realized that it meant the Vikings would miss the playoffs and it would effectively end Tice's tenure with the team, so that made me feel better.

The decision is so idiotic it's beyond comprehension, yet it's the kind of poor decision that NFL coaches routinely make. Giving up 20 yards in field position is nothing there compared to the possibility that you hang onto the ball and possibly score. The best case scenario there (barring a turnover) is that you get the ball back with worse field position and less time on the clock.

For those of you are curious, there was a research paper written about this a while ago. There is a fair amount of complicated math in the paper, but if you read the introduction, you can get the gist of the paper.

http://emlab.berkeley.edu/users/dromer/papers/nber9024.pdf

Basically, this paper shows that NFL coaches overvalue field position by a lot and undervalue posession of the ball. Teams should be going for it in far more situations than 4th and short on the opponents end of the field.

I'm not sure why NFL coaches don't learn these things. It seems as though most of them aren't qualified enough to understand these decisions and make them correctly. What the Vikings really need is some sort of "math" coach, who will study these types of decisions and make sure that the Vikings don't make these kind of boneheaded game-time decisions.12/26/2005 01:39:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Finally, we can be done with this boat wreck of a football season and get back to the Hot Stove.

I've been thinking about RonDL, specifically in comparison with Chili Davis.

Chili was 31 when he came to the Twinkies in 1991, coming off a so-so season with the Angels (4.95 Runs Created/27; 265BA/357OBP/398SLG and 114 OPS+). 1990 was the bottom of an offensive trough in the AL (three straight seasons in which league-average OPS was under 710). But still, not exactly stellar numbers.

Then Chili reheated in the Hump.
1991: 7.00 RC/27, 277/385/507 and 141
1992: 6.02 RC/27, 288/386/439 and 129

He was even better back in Anaheim for 1994 and 1995.

RonDL is older than Chili was when he arrived, but not so dissimilar. Career comparisons:

player RC/27 BA/OBP/SLG OPS+
RDL 5.67 289/343/472 111
Chili 5.72 274/360/451 121

Yes, those career numbers for Chili are through age 39, but he didn't exactly fall off a cliff after age 33. 4 of his top 5 career years in RC/27 were ages 34-37.

I for one would be thrilled if RonDL could pull off a reasonable Chili impersonation for the next two seasons. The numbers suggest he is quite capable of doing that.12/26/2005 02:15:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|brianS

I've thought of Chili, too. I definitely like the RonDL signing.12/26/2005 09:03:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I don't always agree with TMQ, but I definitely wrote "Game Over" when that punt on fourth and one flew. Ick. And the blitz on EVERY third down? Figure it out, dammit!

I actually think Tice is a decent mediocre coach. He can get good performance out of an OK line-up, but given a lot of talent - he'll still only get good performance. Never great. Doesn't a team that is so completely streaky point to the coach? It seems so obvious?12/28/2005 02:58:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Nick N.|W|P|I wouldn't say they were putting up "good performances" the first seven weeks of the season. In fact, I think they had very few good performances all season. Many of their wins were extremely unimpressive. Beating the lowly Packers by a last-second field goal is hardly a commendable accomplishment.12/24/2005 08:57:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|I want to wish all my readers who celebrate Christmas a Merry Christmas. To everyone else, I wish Happy Holidays. I have enjoyed writing to you all this year. Sometimes, I've been cranky, sometimes I've said some stupid things. Sometimes, my writing is half-baked. But, I have tried to express to you what I think about the Twins, the Wolves, and everything else that I've talked about. Now, I wish you good and happy times. Lucy and I have had a great year. May you and yours enjoy time together with family and loved ones. Peace.|W|P|113547974927298524|W|P|Merry Christmas from SBG|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/25/2005 05:12:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|And the same to you and yours SBG. I've enjoyed reading and look forward to seeing what you have to say in 2006.12/25/2005 10:55:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Happy What's-It to you and yours as well. Keep on writin', man.

(Wouldn't "Happy Holidays" be possibly insulting to an atheist? Holy-Days.)12/27/2005 09:07:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Merry Christmas, SBG. We may not always agree, but I always enjoy reading your writing. Have a wonderful new year.12/27/2005 09:35:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|jeff a --

It wouldn't be fun if everyone agreed all the time. Keep reading and don't be afraid to let me know when I'm full of it! Hope your Christmas was a good one.

SBG12/24/2005 03:48:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|I've started a new blog called Founded on Dissent. It is intended to be a blog about my political philosophies. Check it out when you have a minute!|W|P|113546097874289353|W|P|New Blog|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/25/2005 10:40:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|No offense, but I'm assuming (hoping?) this spells an end to Four Hoarseemen?12/25/2005 11:16:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I'll not be posting there anymore.12/24/2005 10:12:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|From the AP: The Royals agreed to a $1 million, one-year contract with pitcher Joe Mays, a deal that allows the right-hander to make an additional $1 million in performance bonuses based on starts.|W|P|113544083248498249|W|P|Joe Mays to KC|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/23/2005 09:30:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Hello, SBG fans, and Happy Festivus! It's hard to follow the last post. I urge you to read it and think about what I had to say. Life is short, make the most of it. But be careful, you can lose everything so fast. As I posted yesterday, I made a contribution to the Human Fund in your name. Reader Ryan made a similar contribution. I urge you all to give till it hurts. Now it is time for the airing of grievances. Add your grievances in the comments. My list follows. 1. I am pissed that the Twins didn't trade Jacque Jones and Luis Rivas last off season. Now both are gone and we've nothing to show for it. Plus, the Twins offense could have used another infielder last year (ya think)? 2. I'm pissed that the White Sox kicked the Twins butt. It caused quite uproar over at the fan club, which prompted me to offer some unsolicited advice. The reaction to that advice -- which was to let Sox fans have their fun -- was swift and harsh. You would have thought that I had accused the head of the fan club of being a crackhead. 3. I am pissed that the Vikings traded Randy Moss. Yes, he's muddled his way through an injury prone season for a bad Oakland team, but the whole "character thing" looks funny now. Oh and Top Jimmy pulled out his tired character meme to denounce the Koren Robinson signing. I'm sure K-Rob's feelings will be hurt when he's at the Pro Bowl. 4. I'm pissed that the Yanks signed Johnny Damon. I guess $52 million was the price of his soul.

5. I'm pissed that the Twins signed Tony Batista. 6. I'm pissed that the Wolves traded away a 1st round pick in the Marko Jaric deal. WTF? 7. I'm pissed that winter came early. 8. I'm pissed that I'm not going to Maui any time soon. 9. I'm pissed that Moss left and is no longer around to give me grief. 10. I'm pissed that the Twins haven't figured out what it takes to get a new stadium. There you have it! My airing of grievances. I am SO DISAPPOINTED. The feats of strength will end this Festivus celebration. Add your grievances below.|W|P|113535336294662838|W|P|Airing of Grievances|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/23/2005 11:36:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|I am pissed that the Packers suck this year.

I am pissed that Alvarez is retiring from the Badger football program.

I am pissed that the Packers suck this year. (Yes, I'm doubly pissed about that one)

Otherwise, all is good in the land of Cheese. Brewers are good again, and the Bucks are back.12/23/2005 12:11:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Comedy Club|W|P|I'm pissed that I am whipping your butt and in first place in the SethSpeaks football pick'em contest. Wait...no I'm not!12/23/2005 12:21:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I'm pissed that someone decided to steal my fiance's car (and additionally pissed that now that it's found it may not be totalled).
I'm pissed that Eddie Griffen shoots so many 3s.
I'm pissed that I decided to come into work today.
I'm pissed that I didn't pay more attention in Evidence this semester.12/23/2005 12:30:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I'm pissed that TJ is whipping my butt in that stupid contest. But I will say that I've tied for first place three consecutive weeks.

I'm pissed that I haven't linked to CC's great series on Larry Legend. Sorry, CC!12/23/2005 04:37:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Nick N.|W|P|It's another Festivus miracle!!


I'm right with you on the Jaric trade SBG... it seems to me like they should've been sending us the first-round pick. I seriously think Kevin McHale might be mildly retarded. How could anyone think Jaric is a better PG than Cassell? Despite being bogged down by injuries and a cranky attitude last year, Cassell was the sole reason we made the conference finals 2 years ago and look at what he's doing for the Clippers now. Jaric is a nice player, but he is a bonehead.

As for my grievances...

I'm pissed that the Wild, despite being one of the most profittable teams in the NHL, refuse to sign an offensive star and continually hang their great goalies out to dry.

I'm pissed that Garnett keeps disappearing in the the fourth quarter of games.

I'm pissed that people were, and some still are, saying that Mike Tice should gain Coach of the Year consideration because his team pieced together a winning streak against several of the worst teams in the NFL.

And finally, I'm pissed that Grant Balfour could never stay healthy and forced the Twins to finally cut ties. He had the potential to be a nasty reliever, but his arm gives him so much trouble that I don't know if he will ever be a Major League pitcher.12/23/2005 05:16:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|In some defense of the Jaric trade. Cassell had to be traded and every team in the league new that. In addition, he's old and probably won't be in the league for much longer. The combination of these two things gave him little market value.

Could we have done better? Probably. But not much better.12/23/2005 05:34:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Look at the woman in the mirror in that Damon picture. WTF is she doing???12/27/2005 05:48:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Unknown|W|P|Moss is NOT pissed that Moss is no longer around to give SBG grief.

Moss is pissed at SBG's employer.

Moss is pissed that the Twins signed Tony Batista.

Moss is pissed that the Twins haven't traded Torii "Two-eye" Hunter.

Moss is pissed that the Gardentool is still in the dugout.

Moss is pissed that McHale still has a job with the T-pups.12/22/2005 10:03:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Five years ago on December 22nd, I slept in. It was the last day of the work year at Bobcat, and I had one day of vacation left, so I stayed home. The day before hadn't been much of a day, either. I had finished up a couple of year end things, including filling out a pile of expense reports. I'd traveled a lot in the preceding months, and when I was in the office, I always had other things to do, or so it seemed. I cursed myself for not filling the reports out earlier. The company owed me over $12,000 and I wondered why I didn't keep up-to-date on the damned things. After work, we had our department Christmas party across the street from where I worked. I never really cared for the party, and I rarely stayed more than an hour or so. Whether I wanted to stay or not, I was leaving early. Mom and Dad had invited me over for dinner. I think my brother was home and it was the only time I'd see him over the Holidays. So, I stopped over at the Christmas party for a couple of beers and some cold cuts. I visited with my co-workers for about an hour or so and headed home. It had been a long year. I had traveled a lot, all over the country. I was clearly unhappy with all that. In fact, I was really looking to make a major change in my life. I'd signed up for the LSAT test already and I was trying to decide if I should chuck the whole engineering career and head off to law school. I knew that I had almost two weeks off, and I intended to make up my mind then. I had first started working at Bobcat in the summer of 1985. I was a college kid � and a young one at that. I worked there during the summers when I was in college and when I graduated, I worked there as a design engineer. I enjoyed my job for the most part, but I wasn�t really all that happy living in a small town. I was lonely. I was in my mid thirties and I was still single. I had resigned myself to the single life. I was getting old. Something changed in 2000. Part of the change was my job � I had new responsibilities that took me all over the country. During that summer of 2000, I traveled 13 consecutive weeks during the summer, effectively ruining any chance I had to have a vacation and enjoy the summer. Further, the work I was doing was not fun. No longer working on products, I was involved in a corporate engineering initiative. Good God. That was torture. I was resolved that I wasn�t going to do that forever. Hence, my thinking about making a change. Something else changed, too. We hired a young engineer, who was working for me before I �went corporate.� He was a fun kid to be around. I really had no one to hang out with before he came around, but he was someone that I liked. We�d go out and have a beer after work, and occasionally we�d go to Fargo and chase girls around. He didn�t have the �getting old� attitude that had enveloped me. I�d tell him about the job and the traveling and how I didn�t want to do that forever. He told me he didn�t intend to stick around forever. A couple of years, and he was going to leave. He told me that he didn�t want to grow old there. I thought, hey, I don�t want to grow old here, either. And the thing was, I felt old already and before that year, I had never really thought I�d ever leave. This kid had really inspired me not to think like an old man. Years of working and living in a small town with few people my own age had sapped a lot of life out of me. My friends were all a lot older than me. I felt old, and I was in my early thirties. For those of you who are 20 or younger, that�s NOT old. For the first time in a long time, I actually enjoyed my life. I had people to hang out with, as Cody had a bunch of friends. I had been thinking about doing something different for a while. Now, I was determined that I would make the change. Looking back, I realize now that I needed a little help to give up my life in North Dakota. My friend, Cody Feist, helped me by helping me to realize that I wasn�t old, that I wasn�t stuck there forever. Anyway, I was sleeping in five years ago when the phone rang. It was my friend Leslie, who started working at Bobcat about the same time that I did. She and I had worked on a lot of projects together and were friends. I was a little surprised that she was calling, but it wasn�t a shock. What she said was. My young friend Cody had been killed in a car accident early that morning. It turns out that Cody had stayed a lot longer at the Christmas party than I did. In fact, he was there until the bar closed, and beyond. After eight or nine hours of drinking, he attempted to drive the thirty miles between work and where he lived. People begged him to stay in town, but he would have none of it. Cody headed north, but he only made it about 10 miles. He crashed head on into another car and was dead at the scene. Dead at the age of 24. I was sick to my stomach. My friend was dead. It turns out that I had been meaning to talk to him about his drinking and driving. The Friday night before, we had met up in Fargo at a Christmas party. Knowing that I had a long drive home, I took it easy. Not Cody. We were having a good time and Cody was the life of the party. We�d met up with some girls and were having fun, dancing and laughing. You know, enjoying life. A group of us were going to go out for breakfast, but Cody didn�t show up. The rest of us decided not to eat, and I drove home. I called him on Sunday night to see what had happened and he told me that he�d been stopped for DUI, but the cop let him go without giving him a breathalyzer test. This wasn�t the first time when I knew he�d been driving when he shouldn�t been. He was telling me was lucky to get away with it. I was going to say something then, but I didn�t. A week later, when he was dead, I was wishing that cop had arrested him and thrown him into jail. I was also wishing that I�d chewed his ass for drinking and driving. I�ll always live with the knowledge that I knew that he was living dangerously and I didn�t stop it. When I think of the circumstances of his death, and the month or two leading up to it, I get sick. It was right there in front of me. I should have said something. I didn�t. I watched the news that night and saw his name on television. The news anchor told the world that my friend had driven drunk and that the driver of the other car was in serious condition. His funeral was the day after Christmas. I had spent Christmas in the Twin Cities, and I had to drive 500 miles to get there. That was a terribly sad day, and made no easier by the circumstances of his death. In January, I took the LSAT on a brutally cold day in Grand Forks. I stopped by the home of an old friend afterwards and then drove the 150 miles home. I was 10 miles south of Grand Forks when I came up on an obviously intoxicated driver, weaving wildly. I called the Highway Patrol to report him as he was clearly a hazard to himself and others. With my friend�s death so fresh in my mind, I had to do something. The dispatcher didn�t want to do anything. Just then, the driver careened into the median and plowed into two feet of snow. I angrily informed the dispatcher that he was now in the ditch. She said, okay, we�ll send someone out. It wasn�t until the guy was in the ditch that they agreed to do something. I drove the long trip home. When I got within ten miles of home, I was stopped by the County Deputy. He claimed that I was weaving and stopped me on suspicion of DUI. I hadn�t had a drink in a couple of weeks and I was not weaving� it was about 5:30 and I was wide awake. As I sat there, I thought of the irony of it all. Here, I was stopped, cold stone sober. Meanwhile, the state didn�t want to come out and get a guy who was weaving across two lanes of traffic. And four weeks earlier, the Fargo police let my now dead friend off. My life has changed dramatically in the past five years. I became a lawyer and found Lucy. It doesn�t seem possible that my life could have changed so much. I know that Cody played a part in that. Today, I remember my friend, now dead five years. I�m sure if he were alive, he�d be enjoying life, because that�s what he did. I miss you buddy and I�m sorry I didn�t beat the shit out of you or something, anything, to keep you from driving drunk.|W|P|113531060154097733|W|P|Five Years|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/22/2005 11:13:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|What a great blog entry. Thank you for sharing such a painful memory filled with so many rich lessons.12/23/2005 09:07:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Tragic story...fabulous entry.

Hopefully, it will remind us all to kick the shit out of the Cody in our life.

Merry Christmas All!

Dicta12/23/2005 12:41:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Wow, what a story. Thank you for sharing this story with us.12/23/2005 05:10:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|That's truly a sad story.

I hope though, that you don't beat yourself up too much about it. It was--after all--his life and his decisions. You said yourself that everyone at the party begged him not to drive home, but he did it anyway. So there's no guarantee that he would have listened to you either.

Five years ago, I got my heart broken. I always think back to things I could have done that might have saved the relationship. But when I'm able to step back and look at it rationally, I realize that I could have done everything right and it still might have ended in basically the same way.

The point is--sometimes it's easier to assume the responsibility ourselves rather than realizing that we might not have had has much control over the situation as we thought. It's a tragedy what happened to your friend, but what happened to him was not your fault.12/23/2005 05:32:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|That's true, ultimately he had to take responsibility for his own actions. He paid the ultimate price for his bad judgment. Had I been there, I could probably have talked him into staying put, but I wasn't responsible for him, he was an adult.

What eats at me about it is that I was really concerned about it (the drunken driving) and I never said anything. I was definitely cognizant of the fact that he was acting recklessly. I should have said something. That's the message I'm sending out. Take action when you see it. If you are doing it, stop it.12/28/2005 07:49:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Unknown|W|P|Hey SBG, thanks for sharing. As you know, Moss lost a little sister to a drunk driver about 14 years ago. Moss doesn't recall you sharing this story before. Thanks.12/22/2005 01:04:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|He's a Twin. A one-year, $3.25 million deal with incentives that could turn into 2 years and $8.25 million. Here are his career numbers. The difference between this signing and the Batista signing is that this guy is a proven major league hitter, not just a hacktastic home run hitter. His career line? .289/.343/.472/.815. He has 187 career homeruns. Compare those numbers to Torii Hunter's. .267/.321/.458/.779. Better across the board. (That's not a statement of overall value, merely a numbers comparison. Hunter is also a fabulous defender.) And they are better than Jacque Jones' numbers, too. Here's ESPN's take on his hitting ability:
White has an exceptionally quick bat. He murders fastballs on the inner half of the strike zone, and he jumps at mediocre fastballs that cross the heart of the plate. He also has good power. If he gets a pitch where he likes it, White is capable of driving the ball a long way. Although a better fastball hitter than offspeed hitter, he still is the consummate professional at the plate.
I like this signing. How many Twins can you say, "Now that's a consummate professional at the plate." It's a short list. He is a powerful right handed bat and he doesn't have the embarassing right/left split that guys like Jones or LeCroy have. Over the last three years, he's hit .302/.360/.464/.824 vs. lefties and .284/.334/.481/.815 vs. righties. Professional hitter. Of course, there's a catch.
White hit .313 with 12 homers and 53 RBI in 97 games for the Tigers last season, but the outfielder missed most of the year with shoulder ailments. White was on the DL eight times from 1996-2001 and didn't play much during the final two months in 2004 because of a hip injury.
Also this:
Although he was used extensively in left field last season, on a good team White is strictly a designated hitter. His throwing arm probably is the weakest of any major league outfielder in recent memory. Opposing teams run on his arm at will. He lacks range, especially on balls hit directly over his head. His eight assists over the past two seasons are offset by eight errors.
That's why he came as cheaply as he did, and that's why he has an incentive that includes 400 plate appearances. It should be clear to Twins fans that the Twins will not sign a blue chip free agent, ever. There will always be risks. But, if he can play 140 games at DH, this lineup will be better. It is a risk, but a better one than Tony Batista.|W|P|113527944195679290|W|P|Rondell White|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/22/2005 01:41:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|If he's healthy a great pick-up - but, I see this as another sign of TRyan's self-fulfilling and perhaps arrogant approach.

He is the grand wizard able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and to pick diamonds out of the scrap heap of MLB players.

It's as if they fee their only obligation is to be scrappy and "competitive". Maybe that explains the seemingly endless surplus of "scrappy", light hitting utility infielders.

The DL numbers alone signify that it won't be if he's on the DL - but when. My guess: probably when they need him most or when the Indians and White Sox are looking at the Twinkies in the rear view mirror.12/22/2005 03:08:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Imagine an outfield with Stewart and White at the corners. Let's hope the Twins can keep at least 1 of them off the field at all times. So this is what the lineup should look like on opening day...

LF Stewart
2B Castillo
C Mauer
DH White
1B Morneau
CF Hunter
3B Batista
RF Cuddyer/Ford
SS Barlett

This isn't an awe inspiring lineup, but it will be a solid lineup if Morneau performs. I would assume Kubel will start the season in AAA. Hopefully Cuddyer moves to 3B when Batista stinks it up.12/22/2005 03:27:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|Time to get him on the roids! It's good for what ails ya!12/22/2005 10:45:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|In the spirit of the Holidays, I want you to know that I have made a substantial donation in the name of my readers to the Human Fund. The Human Fund. Money for People.

|W|P|113527006108328216|W|P|Holiday Giving|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/22/2005 09:47:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Priceless SBG! I too make an annual point of giving to the Human Fund for all my Christmas gift-giving needs (although I like the originality of your card).

A donation to the Human Fund makes the perfect Festivus gift, which, by the way, is tomorrow (December 23)! Happy Festivus, everyone! Make sure to display your aluminum poles!

[Hoping someone else gets the reference.]12/22/2005 09:58:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|I admit it. I'm a bandwagon fan of sorts. Oh sure, I cheer for the Twins and I like it when they win. It entertains me. When they lose, or more accurately, when they play poorly I don't like it. I may be critical of the organization and so forth. That said, the Twins are my favorite team, even though I'm pretty pessimistic about the Twins' chances for 2006. But. the Twins sell something that I like -- major league baseball. And the Wolves sell something I like, the NBA. When the local teams do well, I'm more apt to go to games. And when the Wolves have the best athlete in Minnesota pro sports history, I'm willing to pay to see him play. I used to be a huge Vikings fan. But, have you noticed? They seemingly always disappoint. I am not above ignoring that outfit. As the owners are fond of reminding their players, it's a business. As with other businesses, if I don't like what they are selling, I ain't buying. I've resolved to never voluntarily pay for Vikings tickets again, ever. For me, the game is about 100 times better on TV. I certainly would never buy season tickets. I mean really, how big of a ripoff is that? Full price for the pre-season games? They're kidding with that, right? Anyway, if I did get suckered into it, I'd certainly be tempted to recoup some of my investment by selling (scalping) at least some of those tickets. That's why Tice's rant last night on Barreiro's show was so ridiculous. Mr. Scalper himself chiding fans for selling tickets to the Steeler game, as if the paying customers owe him ANYTHING. That's like Target publicly chastizing you for shopping at Wal-Mart because their prices are lower. How much weight would you give such a statement? Zero. If you are a business, I have a message for you. Sell something that I (or somebody) want to buy. If your customers vote with your pocketbook, don't blame your customers. Improve your product. And if you can't afford to improve your product, live with what you have or go out of business. Because, rule number one for a business is that the customer is always right.|W|P|113526838366911387|W|P|Bandwagon Fan|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/22/2005 03:33:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|I agree with what you said. Sometimes, it seems as though some professional atheletes forget about this. They get so wrapped up in their own little world that they start to think that the public owes them their money and their interest. They forget that without people to watch the games, most of them would be flipping burgers for $6/hour. When athletes (and coaches) forget about this, you get comments like this and like Sprewell's "feeding his family" comments.

This is yet another way that KG seperates himself from the pack. He gets the big money and he feels the obligation to do everything he can for the team.12/22/2005 03:34:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I like players' leagues. The NBA and MLB are about the players. The NFL is most definitely not about the players.12/22/2005 11:59:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Communist? That's pretty funny considering the NFL is as much about socialism than any other sport.

You have to admit they have quite a gig going. They barely have to sell the product, the media and fans do it for them.

Blackmail for new stadiums? It does'nt matter. Seat licences? Does'nt matter.
Charging full price for EXHIBITION games? Does'nt matter. Allowing about 10% percent of the seating for the Super Bowl to go to fans and 90% to corporations? Does'nt matter.

The gravy train has built up so much steam that they can arrogantly tell fans "If you don't like it, there's millions of people waiting to take your place."

The NFL can be an exciting product, but it has it's warts like any other sport and I, too, get annoyed with the teflon treatment the sport gets.12/21/2005 11:20:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|From the Strib:
The Twins decided to keep their three arbitration-eligible players -- Kyle Lohse, Nick Punto and Cuddyer -- even though each is in line for a hefty raise.
Punto is the definition of a replacement level player. In fact, he's not even that good. With an equivalent average of .235 (league average is .260) and a BRAR of -3, (that means he provided 3 fewer runs than a replacement level player at his positions given his at bats), somebody, anybody else would be better, especially considering that he's gonna get more money. But, no. We get to curse out the manager for another year because he's playing this minor leaguer. This year, I'll be cursing out the GM, too.|W|P|113518635155754957|W|P|Ugh.|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/21/2005 01:40:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|This just exposes my ignorance about the arbitration process, but how is Punto in line for a hefty raise when his performance suggests that he's worth less than replacement-level, which presumably can be got for minimum??

does the collective bargaining agreement specify a minimum raise? does his accumulated seniority imply a minimum raise? or is this a claim about his "market value" as determined via binding arbitration?12/22/2005 10:15:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|Cute little Nicky Punto is back? At least Bat-Girl is happy.12/21/2005 08:38:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|So, Jacque ends up in Chicago. He'll do his losing for the Cubs, which is a whole lot better than losing for the Royals. Actually, they are my preseason pick to win the World Series (based solely on the theory that long winless streaks have been snapped in each of the last two years). I actually advocated trading Jones to the Cubs last year after they unloaded Sosa, but not seriously, because they didn't have the infield help we needed. I think that's a nice fit for Jones. He's a good player and he'll be more effective if they sit him down against lefties. At $16 million, I think he'll play a lot. The Yanks signed Johnny Damon for $52 million. At $13 million per, that's a lot. The Red Sox offered $40 million. Damon's no IDIOT (at least not anymore), he knows that 52 is more than 40. Next year, when he's clean cut and patrolling center for the Yanks, you can hate the Yanks just a little more. You wonder who will pitch for NY, and you wonder how that lineup can possibly lose. Must be a failure of leadership. Finally, Kobe hangs 62 on the Mavericks last night. And doesn't play in the fourth. The Lakers are looking like they might make the playoffs. Bad news for Kobe haters. I told y'all not to hate on Kobe! That's all for now.|W|P|113517703486720787|W|P|JJ Goes to Chicago|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/21/2005 01:34:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I've been discussing this with a Cubbies fan friend. He passed this along (snicker, snicker):

From the SunTimes, about the Cubs signing Jones:

The Cubs hired manager Dusty Baker three years ago in part because of the expectation he would be a draw for free agents. Well, chalk one up for Baker.


Yeah, chalk one up for Dusty.12/22/2005 07:53:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|The Cubs are now my crackpot guess as the team to win the World Series this year (crackpot guess because I really haven't looked at any real details).

You mustn't forget that the two previous curse-breaking teams have had prominent members of the Twins from the early years of the century. The Cubs are just trying to increase their odds.12/22/2005 09:02:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Excellent observation, Beth. I think this might be the Cubs' year.12/20/2005 12:24:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Mike Tice actually said this in the media regarding the people in charge of showing replays on the Metrodome screen:
We've tried to make it so simple to give them instruction: 'Look, if you think it's going to help us, show it. If you think it's going to hurt us, don't show it.' That's kind of how we've simplified it to. Maybe you need a football guy running the replay thing. Seriously, I don't know. We've got to look at all of that.
If David Stern were the commissioner, Mr. Tice would be fined. Perhaps Tagliabue will fine him for that. But, think of it. The guy showing replays on the Jumbotron can have an effect on the outcome of a game. Mr. Tice is suggesting that in some cities the replay guys are having an effect. I hate the NFL and all so I might be biased. But, doesn't this type of thing bother you? Show plays that help us and don't show plays that hurt us? I'm not bothered that Tice wants the same treatment at home that other teams get (assuming that they get it). But I am bothered by two things. One, that the league would let it happen. Two, that the Vikings coach is dumb enough to talk about it openly. Bothered, but not surprised.|W|P|113510356574693171|W|P|You Have to Love Mike Tice|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/20/2005 12:53:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Meanwhile when I'm at a Twins' game I can't see a replay of anything within a step-and-a-half. And there's no instant replay rule involved!

Makes me want to keep paying for cheap seats...sure...12/20/2005 01:11:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|If there's some moron in the booth not playing nice with the Vikes or if the S&M staff can't seem to get the job done, there's nothing like a little public embarrassment to grease the wheels.12/20/2005 01:41:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|The baseball thing has to do with the union contract with the umpires. That's why you never see close plays. It sucks for sure.

My opinion is that it is Tice that should be embarrassed with these comments. As well as the league. The plays on shown on the screen should be uniform, or you have replay guys potentially affecting the outcome of the game. That, in my opinion, undermines the credibility of the league.12/20/2005 02:00:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|Now it's the Jumbotron's fault the Vikes lost. It's always something with the Vikes.

Oh, and don't forget about the part where he bashes the fans for not being supportive enough either. The guy is a moron.12/20/2005 02:16:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|The guy is a moron.

Touche. What's hilarious is that before the Pittsburgh loss some people in the MSM were touting Tice as a coach of the year candidate.12/20/2005 03:28:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Tice is villified way too much.

He's not coach of the year, but he's not nearly as bad or as stupid as some people seem to think he is.

Even if he's fired at the end of the season his career record will be no worse, than for instance, Pete Carroll's record as an NFL coach.

It's a tough job that few are great at.12/20/2005 05:44:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|The job of an NFL coach is a tough one these days. It's even tougher when your coach has the attention span of a 6 year old. What Tice is doing focusing on this crap is beyond me. Maybe this in part explains why Tice's teams are so streaky and mistake prone.12/20/2005 07:12:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I love the fickle fan base that thinks after a six pack or three they think can do a better job.12/20/2005 07:37:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|I'm not gonna say I could do a better job coaching than Tice, because I couldn't. I would have a hard time designing plays, drills, etc. because I've never played organzied football. Also, there's no way I could control the egos on that team. The only thing I could do better would have to do with in-game strategy and time management, which is mostly mathematical.

That said, if I were in charge of hiring a head coach, I'm confident I could find somebody who would do a better job.12/20/2005 09:22:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|Any time a coach or manager is criticized, you can always count on some aplogists to jump in with, "But it's a tough job! And it's not like any of you could do any better!" What's that have to do with the issue of whether Tice is actually good at his job?

Nobody ever said being the head coach is easy. It's tough, and not many are good at it. That's why the head man gets the big bucks, right?

The difficulties of the position don't excuse poor performance, nor does the rarity of excellent leadership skills preclude fans from expecting excellence from the guy who holds the job. Even idiotic, mediocre fans deserve to demand excellence from their team in exchange for the time and money they invest in to supporting the franchise.12/21/2005 12:02:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Demanding excellence and calling someone a dimwit are two different things.

Making a critique on a gross oversimplification of the facts is lousy analysis. Yeah, it's great to 2nd guess the coach. It makes for good fodder at the water cooler and it's the bailiwick of the fan - it doesn't make the analysis any better.

I'd love to heckle these guys at their jobs and post articles in their company newsletters describing what morons they are for the work they do - calling out their lousy credentials and chastising them Monday morning for the poor language they used in the sales letter they wrote on Friday or for their sub par personal time management skills. Maybe I'd bring up the fact they have the attention span of a six year-old.

Tice is not Vince Lombardi but he's not Marty Marty Morningwheg either. That's all I'm trying to say.

If giving the guy a little credit for the job he's done this year, after the lousy start, is being an apologist - I'll proudly wear the moniker. I think many of us (fans) would have been personally crushed by the stress he's endured (some of it self-inflicted to be sure).

Yes, I know full well the team has underachieved this year and yes, he should be fired if they fail to make the playoffs. It's still objectionable to me that fans, even seemingly intelligent ones, lay the blame at his feet for every loss.

The Pittsburgh game is case in point. Tice did not make the boneheaded decisions on the field. Hang that loss squarely on the shoulders of Brad Johnson. That game was winnable. Oh, wait, Johnson's the "great white" hope.

Regardless of the guy's pedigree, you don't rise from a line coach to one of the most coveted jobs in all of sports by being an idiot. Peter Principle aside, I would contest anyone who calls the guy an idiot.12/21/2005 08:11:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|So, how would you characterize Mr. Tice's ticket scalping? I would agree that he's not a moron in the classic sense of the word, but when you hear that he's scalping tickets as the head coach, what would you use to describe him?

Or how about his Randy Ratio? Or how about when he proclaimed Chicago a tough guy town and tried to run the ball down their throat all day instead of passing and gave that game to the Bears (which cost them a playoff spot)? How would you characterize that? Maybe not moron, certainly not Lombardi. How about not fit to be a head coach in this league?12/21/2005 09:16:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|I'll call Mike Tice a moron all day long and don't care what you think, Anonymous.

Everyone knows that Tice got the job for one reason, he was cheap and the guy who hired him knew he could push Tice around.

To add to SBG's point, this year Tice said he wanted to be a smash-mouth running team, but what did he do to create this? Did he go and lobby for a RB that could accomplish this? Did he go out and improve the OL to aid in this endeavor? How about a FB that could block, did he get one of those? The answer is no to all of the above.

Comparing Tice to Carroll's NFL stint is laughable. Tice has had a tremendous amount of better talent than Carroll did in New England, and has pissed it away. Tice has a .461 winning percentage currently, Carroll had a .562.

I love it when guys have a 6 pack or three then start defending morons.12/21/2005 09:48:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Scalping: A profoundly stupid act.I probably would have fired him for the embarrassment alone. Under different circumstances he likely would have been fired. You can say this maybe deals with a larger pattern in judgement, but my opinion, which certainly could be wrong, is that this is a wide-spread phenomenon that largely went under the radar. He got ratted out. I see it as more of a personal error in judgement and I don't attach it to whether or not the guy can coach. Once again, I could be wrong.

Randy Ratio: Your a stat guy - that one should be fairly obvious. As you lamented the loss of Moss some months ago, I don't really see a lot of fault in trying getting your #1 weapon the ball or trying to get into the psyche of your most taleneted offensive weapon. Isn't this akin to making sure Joe Mauer gets his at-bats or Johan gets his innings?


Chicago: That's an armchair quarterback call. You can argue the merits of both approaches. I frankly don't remember anything other than the "tough guy" sound bite. Can I get back to you on this one?

Again, I think it's perfectly fair game to question whether or not Tice should be a head coach. My personal feeling is that he's not nearly as abysmal as people think and that he does, in fact, have some coaching accumen, despite what Joe Sixpack thinks. I also think, if the Vikings miss the playoffs in '05 he should be fired.

He's done a whole helluva lot better as an NFL than guys who were much more celebrated as coaches - Steve Spurrier comes to mind. I don't want to celebrate his mediocrity - (or then again, maybe I do...) I just don't want to assign all the Vikings' faults to him.12/21/2005 04:59:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|Anon, I contest your premise that "you don't rise from line coach to one of the most coveted jobs in all of sports by being an idiot." Tice wouldn't be the first boob to use his background, connections, and personal charm (or willingness to work cheap) to get an important job he couldn't handle.

There are incompetent idiots who get to the top of their fields in any line of work. If one of them can even become President of the United States, I'd say there are bound to be a few idiot head coaches in the NFL, too.

You said yourself that he deserves to be fired if the team doesn't make the playoffs. So even if he's not personally responsible for every single loss, you're going to hold him ultimately accountable for the team's record on the season. In effect, you are holding him responsible for these last two games of the season, since they seem to be your personal referendum on whether he should get to keep his job. How does that make you so different from anyone else who's already decided Tice needs to go?12/21/2005 05:10:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|Oh, regarding the Randy Ratio: it's one thing to decide that the team generally needs to get the ball to your best receiver several times a game to improve your chances of winning. It's another thing to lock yourself into a codified strategy and then share that information with anyone who can read a newspaper.

It's not like giving Johan his innings and Mauer his at-bats. It's more like Johan telling the batter how many change-ups he plans to throw during his at-bat, or Mauer stepping into the box and informing the opposing catcher that he'll be looking for sliders on the outside corner.12/21/2005 05:19:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Boy, according to Mike Tice, bitter Spanky Reusse, and certain bleeding heart fans, the Vikings would be contenders if it were'nt for inept video board operators and bad fans.

You gotta love the racket the National Teflon League has.
Commmunities are obligated to build new stadiums, the public is obligated to invest their $80 bucks a game, invest an entire day-or weekend supporting the team-exhibition game or not, in good times and bad, in good weather or bad, cheer when the scoreboard tells you to, boo the other guys, you can boo your own guys-but only if they're white, drink lots of (Purple) Kool-aid and don't say a discouraging word.

Sorry, I forgot where I left my "Good fans handbook" Now, I know I could'nt do a better job coaching than ol' meathead. but I do know this: If your team made a boatload (pun intended) of mistakes in losing to Pittsburgh Sunday, and your main contention seems to be with the video board operators and the fact that there were a few terrible towels in the stands, you are focusing in on the wrong things. Even if this is a calculated move, it's lame and desperate. We all saw how the "We don't get no respect" card worked for them last week.

There is growing proof that mediocrity is the best we're gonna get from this guy. It's not good enough.12/21/2005 08:11:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|The thing about the Randy Ratio was that he went on the record as saying that Randy will get the ball 40% of the time. How stupid. He might as well have held a sign up on the sidelines and said, "This play is going to Randy."

The Chicago thing was a huge embarassment. He decided that he was going to run and that was it. He basically told the whole world that he intended to do that. He abandoned the passing game and it cost the Vikings dearly.12/20/2005 09:29:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|In classic SBG style, I jumped the gun on the Jones arbitration deal last week. Now, though, he's declined arbitration, ostensibly to go and start losing in KC. Now what? We've heard about Frank Thomas and we've heard about Mike Piazza. Both of these guys are risks because of injury, but at the right price, I'd be willing to take a shot on either one. Hell, if we're willing to "gamble" (how much of a gamble is it -- we know he's gonna suck) on Batista, why not gamble on a guy (either one) who is a borderline HOFer? There'll be no Mia Hamm sightings in Minneapolis this summer. Nomar's signing with LA drives home an irrefutable fact. Given a choice, guys like Hurt and Piazza pick big markets. I am beginning to wonder whether Lohse will toe the rubber next year for the Twins. At the end of last year I thought no way. Now, I'm not so sure. Will there be trades? Of course, I wanted to trade Hunter -- that's not happening, at least I don't think so. I wonder what the chances of Brett Favre playing for the Vikings are. Wouldn't CC love seeing number 4 here next year? If Daunte doesn't heal quick enough maybe the Vikes take a flier on Madden's boyfriend. Then again, I'm not sure he's better than Brad Johnson at this point.|W|P|113509263041535791|W|P|Okay, Now What|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/20/2005 11:34:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|OK, I'll bite. Odd that you are thinking about Favre playing for the Vikes, when there is zero chance of that happening as he's said that he won't learn a new offense at this point in his career.

Should I mention now how the Brewers will end up with a better record than the Twins, or should I wait until Spring Training at least?12/20/2005 12:12:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Victor|W|P|I suppose Piazza could have a resurgence, but as SBG said, he will pick a big market team and that ain't the Twins. Frank Thomas will do the same, even if the Twins wanted him, which I doubt.

I would actually prefer a DH platoon of Durazo and LeCroy, but TR does not like to use up one roster spot for solely a DH, much less two, so that is unlikely as well.

Although I would be sad to see Hunter traded (in spite of his mouthiness since his injury) I can imagine the Twins improving by doing so and getting a couple of big pieces in return.12/20/2005 12:15:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I'll admit that Fav-re comment was nothing more than a cheap shot, CC.

You will have to admit that somebody had to say something after that love fest last night. I only watched about 10 minutes (the last drive that he played in) and I had to turn it off so that I didn't throw up.12/20/2005 12:51:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|In my opinion, Favre could be greatly helped learning a new offense. He seems to think he can still throw it anywhere, and he can't, so maybe he should spend his time analyzing reads rather than playing live action Madden football.12/20/2005 05:36:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|It's not any real surprise that Nomar signed with the Dodgers; he grew up in SoCal and makes his home there. We'll never know whether a big name who didn't grow up in MN will come to the Twins, until the club makes a serious contract offer to one. Right now, TR can't do it unless he trades Stewart and/or Hunter--and he seems to have no ambition to make those moves.12/18/2005 10:18:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Lucy and I went to Green Mill tonight for some pizza. Shortly after we got the pizza, our waitress came by and asked "How does the pizza taste?" I responded that I've been trying to figure that out for years. Later on, the manager came by and asked how the pizza was tasting, and Lucy responded, "Why don't you ask the pizza?" If you've read this page for a while, you know we really didn't say that, but I thought I had to report the double play. By the way, Lucy did come up with that line, and it caused me to laugh for quite a while. On the way home, I could have sworn that I heard the leftovers lament that it was half the pizza it used to be. I wrote some stuff on DORP this weekend below, including league numbers and how DORP compares to rebounding margin. Also, I took a look at the Vikings in the harsh light of a butt kicking at the hands of the Steelers. Finally, I sent an early Valentine to the 1972 Dolphins. Not. Tonight, I turned on ESPN classic and they were showing classic fights. Tyson/Douglas and Foreman/Ali were on, two of the greatest fights of all time. Douglas exposed Tyson, who seemed, at the time, unbeatable. Ali used his Rope-a-Dope to defeat the then dour Foreman, who was physically superior. It's hard to imagine today that Tyson was once considered one of the all-time greats and that Foreman was an angry, unlovable boxing machine. It's also hard to believe today that boxing was a hugely popular sport. I remember how shocked I was to learn that Ali beat Foreman. That was, at the time, shocking. But not as shocking as Douglas beating of Tyson. The image of Tyson fishing for his mouthpiece, literally helpless, was hard to comprehend.|W|P|113496679077680922|W|P|Just How is that Pizza Tasting?|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/19/2005 10:13:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Ding, dong, Jaque is gone. To paraphrase the immortal words of 'ol Tricky Dick - "You won't have Jones kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.12/20/2005 09:18:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Unknown|W|P|How's that half-baked crap tasting?12/20/2005 11:27:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|With a little tobasco, anything tastes good.12/20/2005 12:39:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|The joke here is that I hate being asked that particular question (and opposed a broader question like how is everything), so when I hear it my wife and I think of ways to answer it facetiously.

The followup to this story is that she and I were laughing about the "ask the pizza" line when we left and I actually left my credit card at the restaurant. I went to use in on Monday and it was not there. Oops! The Green Mill had it for me when I went there Monday night.12/21/2005 04:06:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I know this is really late, by I was incredibly busy over the last week and am just now catching up on my SBG. I must say you've written some excellent pieces lately. Your pizza line reminded me of an old line by Pete Barbutti: "How would you like your eggs cooked?" "Hey, that'd be great!"12/22/2005 10:49:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|That's a good one, Jeff!12/18/2005 07:09:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Have you ever seen anyone who has wished misfortune on people who are trying to achieve immortality more than that group? In my opinion, their crowing minimizes their achievement. And just how great was the Dolphins' achievement? They played 14 games in the regular season. A grand total of two of those teams had a winning record -- and each of those teams were 8-6. They won their three playoff games by a total of 17 points. Yes, they won them all and they won the Super Bowl, they were a great team. But, in my opinion, they were not the best team. For my money, the 1985 Bears (15-1) were a much, much better team, even with one loss. They played six teams with 10 or more wins. They won their three playoff games by a total of 91-10. Those ten points came in the Super Bowl (that's right, two playoff shutouts). New England's touchdown game when the score was 44-3. That team was the greatest team that I've ever seen, and I saw the 1972 Dolphins. I really wanted the Colts to do it, just to throw those guys into the dustbin of history.|W|P|113495538615660995|W|P|I Hate the 1972 Dolphins|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/19/2005 12:59:00 AM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|I don't begrudge the former Dolphins their excuse to have an annual reunion and break out some champagne. If they did it without any publicity, few would know about it, and who would really care?

It's just the media publicity that makes it feel like a dirty ritual. Having to hear about it every year, it gets old... to us. You start to root for someone to knock the '72 Dolphins down to earth, not because they're such a loathsome team, but only so you don't f'ing have to hear about them and their damn champagne toast anymore. That's the effect of living in the age of media overkill.12/19/2005 07:51:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Just once I'd like to hear someone from that team say, "You know what? I hope that [the Colts, or whoever] make it." That is something that you will never hear.

Hank Aaron has said that he hopes Bonds breaks his record. Aaron, the holder of sports' greatest record, is gracious and humble. These guys over the years have, in my opinion, been shown to be petty.12/19/2005 08:33:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|Remember back when Ripkin was going to break the Ironman consecutive games record that Gehrig had and all the old Yankee writers and several players came out and said he should show deference to Gehrig and sit so that the streak would not be broken?

Records are made to be broken, the great ones realize that and welcome it.12/19/2005 05:28:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|Ah, but nobody asked for Gehrig's opinion on the matter, did they? ;)12/19/2005 06:44:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Certain Yankee fans can't stand anything that might detract from the Yankees. I'd throw them in the same group generally as the '72 Dolphins.12/19/2005 09:54:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|Regarding Hank Aaron in particular, I think he must have felt some sense of pride in expecting to see his record passed on to someone he knew personally, the son of Bobby Bonds, a kid who grew up in the baseball family and became the greatest of this generation's black ballplayers. I wonder what he truly thinks now, knowing what he does about Bonds' involvement with BALCO. I wonder if a greater part of him now hopes that Bonds will quit before breaking his record, too.12/20/2005 01:45:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Maybe Bonds' alleged involvement with BALCO has tainted Aaron's perception. But, his attitude has not been one of it's my record and I don't want anyone to have it. I think he faced enough adversity when he broke the record to understand that a better attitude is to let it go. Of course, I've not yet asked Mr. Aaron how he feels.12/18/2005 06:02:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|I always liked Chrissie Hynde. I never actually bought any of her albums, but I love her voice. And no song did it for me like the song "Brass in Pocket." She sang that song so expressively, and if you've ever seen the video, well, let's just say that it gives the song a certain poignancy. Yeah, I love Chrissie Hynde. What was the name of her group? Oh yeah. The Pretenders. Which brings me to the Vikings. Back on November 25th, I wrote about an article by Bob ("B.S") Sansavere that said that the Vikings were better off with Brad Johnson as quarterback. I said then that it was ridiculous to say that. Culpepper, in my opinion, is a far superior quarterback. Even if he had a disappointing season, I go with Culpepper over Johnson every day of the week, and twice on Sundays. That's not to denigrate Johnson in any way. He's had a nice career and is a heckuva good backup quarterback. But, he can't win a game for you at all. Without a better playing defense and a cupcake schedule, there's absolutely no way the Vikings win six in a row. I looked at the schedule, and figured the Vikings would end up 9-7, losing to Pittsburgh and the Bears. Well, with two games to go, I'm right on schedule. Someone commented anonymously and said:
I usually tend to agree with you, but you are way off base here. Culpepper has far more talent, no question. Then why are we better off with Brad? Easy: Fewer offensive penalties. Fewer turnovers. That's the difference. That's how we can win a game with only three offensive points. I'd rather go three and out and have to punt then drive down the field just to throw an interception. Or fumble.
Before the game, someone on the KFAN pre-game show said this winning streak was the greatest late season surge in franchise history. I wish I could remember who said it, because that is absolutely ridiculous. I remember back in 1998, the Vikings surged like few teams have, ever. In the second half of the season, the Vikings were 8-0, winning games by an average score of 37-19. That included wins over the 11-5 Packers, the 11-5 Jaguars (50-10), and the 10-6 Cowboys. But, no, this team has surged late like none in franchise history. Then, the Vikings played a good team and were dominated, 18-3. In eight quarters as a starter, the Brad Johnson-led Vikings have scored a grand total of six points against the two good teams that they've played. This time, the defense and the special teams didn't provide 21 points and the Vikings got crushed. The thing that just puts the lie to the whole "we're better off with Brad" meme is that Johnson threw two interceptions in the red zone. The Vikings made four trips inside the 20, and were inside the five with a first down twice -- and scored 3 points. The three points came on a four play drive that netted one yard. And just like that, the least impressive six game winning streak in NFL history ended with a thud. The Vikings won a fluke game against the Giants and won five games against teams that are now a combined 20-48 (pending the outcome of Green Bay's game). Against a good team like the Steelers, the Vikings didn't have a chance because they have an offense that can't score against good teams, and that includes a quarterback that, as a starter, makes a heckuva backup. Daunte Culpepper's involvement in the Love Boat scandal is a huge embarassment for the franchise. It's unclear to me whether he'll ever play for the Vikings again, given that situation and the severity of his injury. But, his conduct on the boat aside, there's no way that the Vikings are better off with Brad Johnson as opposed to a healthy Daunte Culpepper. The whole streak gave those who wanted to think so, or who weren't paying attention, the impression that the Vikings were contenders. They aren't. It was only a matter of time before they were exposed. And today, Time, the Avenger exposed them as The Pretenders that they are.|W|P|113495441532575541|W|P|Brass in Pocket|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/19/2005 01:17:00 AM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|Every word you wrote is the truth. The Vikings have rallied to rest on the bubble of playoff contention only by some good luck and a weak schedule. I look for MN to lose a low-scoring game against the top-rated Bears defense, and I'd call the game in Baltimore next week a low-scoring toss-up. Unfortunately, we'll have to hear Vikes fans complain for the next 9 months about how the season would have been totally different if Daunte hadn't buried the team in the first half....12/19/2005 07:21:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Unknown|W|P|The Queens are having about the worst possible season that they could have. On the one side, they aren't living up to expectations of a division championship and a nice playoff seed. On the other, they are winning just enough games to be on the playoff bubble, which means they'll be on the outside or they'll be one-and-done. And they have played themselves out of a decent draft choice. Furthermore, they are a rather boring team to watch, and Moss' personal level of fan interest is slim. (If Moss' namesake were still here, Moss might be interested in watching them play.)

What's worse, some people will be reconsidering whether Tice should be back. The head coach is the same as he was eight weeks ago, it's just that the defense has clearly improved. If he is retained, this team will be in a malaise for a few more years.12/19/2005 11:46:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|The Tice comment is definitely true. He's the worst football coach I've ever seen and has no business being in the NFL.

I don't think Brad Johnson is good but I think Culpepper is seriously overrated as well. He's extremely turnover prone and often displays horrible judgement on the field (not to mention off the field).12/17/2005 12:09:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|I've been referring to DORP in a few of my posts and I wanted to write a post that explains it more clearly and its usefulness in evaluating a team's rebound prowess. DORP stands for Differential Offensive Rebounding Percentage. Simply put, it is the difference between a team's Offensive Rebounding Percentage (ORP) and its Opponent's Rebounding Percentage or what I'm going to call oORP. I thought about this statistic one night when I was thinking about how terribly the Wolves were being outrebounded. With a negative rebounding margin, I began to think, hey, the Wolves are not only being outrebounded, but they are shooting a better percentage than their opposition. Because defensive rebounds are a lot easier to obtain, the Wolves should have an advantage in rebounding margin simply because more rebounds are available for them on the defensive end. Thus, in actuality, a team that shoots a good percentage and is still outrebounded must really be a bad rebounding team, and thus, DORP was born to account for the effect of shooting percentage on rebounds. I've been reporting on the Timberwolves' ORP and DORP, but I haven't yet reported on the league's numbers, to give some perspective. As of right now, the league leader in offensive rebounding percentage is Utah with an ORP of 33.6%. The worst team in the league is Phoenix, with an ORP of 23.2%. The median ORP is 26.8%. The Wolves are currently 28th with an ORP of 24.2%. As far as defensive rebounding goes, the median oORP is 27.6%. The best defensive rebounding team in the league is the LA Clippers, with an oORP of 24.5%. The worst defensive rebounding team in the league currently is the Portland Trailblazers with an oORP of 34.5%. The Wolves are currently 17th with an oORP of 27.9%. Now, let's put it together and look at DORP. DORP = ORP - oORP. An DORP of 0.0% would be the league average. Milwaukee is the best rebounding team in the league (according to my calculations) with a DORP of 6.7%. The worst rebounding team in the league is Portland, with a DORP of -6.9%. The Wolves are 26th with a DORP of -3.7%. So, how does this correspond to rebounding margin, which is probably the most used statistic to describe rebounds? You would expect that a lot of teams that rebound well will have good DORP and Margin numbers. But there are some exceptions. Look at the table.
TEAMORPoORPDORPRankMarginRankDifference
Milwaukee31.4%24.7%6.7%14.33+2
Utah33.6%27.2%6.4%24.91-1
Cleveland31.1%25.0%6.1%33.94+1
Dallas32.1%26.8%5.3%44.42-2
Orlando29.7%25.1%4.6%53.57+2
New York31.7%27.5%4.2%63.560
LA Lakers30.7%28.3%2.4%71.311+4
Atlanta32.0%30.5%1.5%80.114+6
New Jersey28.3%26.9%1.4%91.112+3
San Antonio25.7%24.7%1.0%102.98-2
Denver28.4%27.7%0.7%11113+2
NO/Oklahoma City26.7%26.4%0.3%12-0.215+3
Houston26.9%26.8%0.1%132.19-4
Miami26.1%26.0%0.1%141.310-4
Chicago25.2%25.2%0.0%15-0.617+2
LA Clippers24.5%24.5%0.0%163.55-11
Seattle31.2%31.4%-0.2%17-1.219+2
Charlotte30.3%30.5%-0.2%18-2.322+4
Detroit28.7%30.6%-1.9%19-1.320+1
Indiana25.2%27.4%-2.2%20-0.316-4
Boston26.5%28.9%-2.4%21-0.918-3
Washington28.4%31.0%-2.6%22-2.826+4
Philadelphia26.2%29.4%-3.2%23-2.5230
Toronto25.2%28.7%-3.5%24-4.829+5
Memphis25.7%29.3%-3.6%25-2.624-1
Minnesota24.2%27.9%-3.7%26-1.821-5
Phoenix23.2%27.4%-4.2%27-2.825-2
Golden State24.8%29.5%-4.7%28-4.2280
Sacramento24.1%29.5%-5.4%29-3.527-2
Portland27.6%34.5%-6.9%30-5.4300
Look at the Clippers. They are fifth in rebounding margin, but only 16th in DORP. The Clippers do a great job on the defensive glass (best oORP in the league), but they don't have any offensive rebounding -- at 24.5%, their ORP is about the same as the T-Wolves. Four other teams have a difference of five places or more between DORP and Margin, including the Wolves, who are at -5. That's no surprise to me, after all it was by watching them that I was inspired to come up with this statistic. Another six teams have a difference of four. I believe that DORP is a better indicator of a team's true rebounding skills. You can see that there's enough of a difference between margin and DORP to continue to use DORP as an indicator of true rebounding ability.|W|P|113484658996485477|W|P|The Meaning of DORP|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/18/2005 11:37:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|It seems to me that because of the Wolves high FG%, it would actually be somewhat less important for them to be good at offensive rebounding. Because they're making more of their shots, it's less important that they be able to rebound offensively because the opportunity is less frequent.

Conversely, because of the Wolves good oFG%, it should actually be more important that they rebound well on the defensive end.

The problem right now is that they're slightly below average defensively (which gets magnified) and horrendous offensively (which gets deflated but is still awful).

Also, it is worth noting that although offensive and defensive rebounding seem similar on paper, they're actually two quite different skills, and I'm not sure that lumping them together is really all that helpful. Defensive rebounding is more about positioning and offensive rebounding is more about anticipation.

On defense, your goal is to use the positional advantage that you already have (by virtue of being closer to the basket) and to emphasize this by keeping your opponent out of the territory where the ball is likely to go. On offense, your goal is to penetrate the fortress that the defense has set up. The easiest way to do this is generally by having a greater sense of where the ball is going and to try and get there before your opponent does.12/19/2005 08:04:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Total rebounds and rebounding margin both lump the two together, without an appreciation for the difference. DORP lumps them together, but at least recognizes the difference with ORP and oORP.

One of the things I have been thinking about is points per possession as a metric for offensive and defensive effectiveness. ORP shows how many possessions (not ending in a turnover) are extended by offensive rebounds. Offensive rebounds are important, especially to teams that don't shoot well, as you say.

One could argue that the Wolves' poor offensive rebounding negates or neutralizes their good shooting. If a team doesn't shoot all that well but hits the offensive glass with abandon, they may actually score more points per possession than a team that shoots well but doesn't rebound offensively.12/16/2005 04:06:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|UPDATE: Oops! More half-baked crap from your half-baked crap leader. Jones hasn't officially declined arbitration. I had assumed that he did, he merely stated that would. Thus, I've probably misinterpreted Ryan's comments. If he does decline arbitration officially, then great. Hopefully the Twins don't go after him. If he changes his mind and accepts arbitration, wow, will that hurt. Sorry about misreporting the actual status of the situation and thanks to RED for pointing out the error of my ways. From Sid:
Twins General Manager Terry Ryan said if free-agent right fielder Jacque Jones decided to come back to the team, the club would not sign a designated hitter and would instead spread the DH duties around present members of the roster. Meanwhile, word is that the best offer Jones has is a two-year deal from Kansas City.
Despite the fact that Jones has rejected arbitration, the Twins can still sign him, at least for awhile (I think the deadline is in early January). I read this and I'm thinking, if Jones stays (and apparently, the Twins are pursuing him), the Twins are done with their offseason moves. If his best deal really is a two-year deal with KC, he may sign with the Twins. If that's the case, Terry Ryan gets an F. If he signs Jacque Jones, F. This team was the worst offensive team in the majors last year. Let's look at how Ryan responded in the off-season, assuming that they sign Jones and call it good. LF -- Same player CF -- Same player RF -- Same player 1B -- Same player 2B -- Luis Castillo, who gets on a lot (+), but has no power (-) SS -- Probably Bartlett or Castro, but could be a whole lot of Punto (gack!) 3B -- Tony F'n Bastista, who is a downgrade C -- Same player DH -- Cuddyer? Nah, he'll be jerked around. No Matt LeCroy, who mashes lefties. Lew Ford. Isn't that the same guy we had last year? WHERE IS THE UPGRADE? I ask you.|W|P|113477133843408533|W|P|More Depressing News|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/16/2005 05:53:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I say it's about time Ryan catches some heat. Clearly they have a very solid idea what to do with starting pitching but are pretty much clueless everywhere else. This was an offseason which required bold strokes. They simply are not capable of making these kinds of moves. Also, Ryan is infatuated or enamored with his ability to pluck these diamonds in the rough. Hogwash. He's had 10 years at the helm - the majority of the time his teams stunk. He had a mini run in a bad division. So what. Where are all these so-called great prospects and why have none gone on to be true superstars? This franchise will be mired in mediocrity for the balance of this decade and maybe longer.12/16/2005 10:33:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|If TR does nothing else this winter, he gets his F from me. The Castillo trade was a minor upgrade to the lineup as a whole, with some significant downside potential and a $5m cost that might have been better applied elsewhere. The Romero deal was just a dump. Getting draft picks for Jones--OK, fine. I might give him a C- at that point, with hopes for further improvement. But Batista being his answer at 3rd base? Unacceptable. We've now gone from Corey Koskie to Cuddyer/Rodriguez/Tiffee to Tony F'ing Batista. That's just abject failure on the GM's part. Bringing back Jones on top of it all is just like multiplying by zero, an F on top of another F. After this Batista deal, TR is gonna have to do something pretty damn fantastic to pull his job rating out of the crapper. I'll blog about it later, but right now I'm just too pissed/depressed thinking about it.12/17/2005 03:53:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I really like the "Tony F'ing Batista" moniker; I hope it sticks. Much better than "Nicky F'ing Punto" or "Kyle Mickey Frickin' Lohse," although I just made that last one up.

Here's betting that Tony lives up the name.12/17/2005 04:00:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Of course, it was our guy Aaron Gleeman who came up with it.12/17/2005 11:52:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|FWIW, I hadn't read Gleeman before posting here. I came by the epithet naturally. I expect a lot of Twins fans will feel the same natural urge, sooner or later, once they realize what sort of player TR has given us.12/18/2005 05:57:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I believe you are correct, fw.12/15/2005 10:56:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|The Twins signed Tony Batista to play third base. Thank God we won't have to endure another season of Mike Cuddyer. Batista played in Japan last year. Boy, that would be terrible. Batista does have 214 career home runs and hit career high 41 homeruns in 1999. But, look at this. His career numbers: .251/.298/.458/.756. Cuddyer's career numbers: .263/.330/.428/.758. So, Batista has a career GPA of .249 and Cuddyer has a career GPA of .256. Batista's career EqA is .250, Cuddyer's career EqA is .255. It's not like Batista has played well lately. In 2004, Batista hit .241/.272/.455/.727. In 2003, Batista hit .235/.272/.393/.665. He did hit 26 home runs in 2003. That may be the lowest slugging percentage for a player who hit at least 20 home runs in a season, ever. Plus, a .272 OBP? God help us. Said Terry Ryan: "It was a natural for us and it fit with him." Great. Another undisciplined hitter who doesn't walk. Four or five times a month he'll hit the ball over the fence. The rest of the time he'll be making a huge number of outs. Update: My friend Aaron Gleeman is similarly impressed with this signing.|W|P|113471023963878458|W|P|Thank God|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/16/2005 08:23:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I am just waiting for the snappy nickname for Terry Ryan, and finally the rightful assumption of blame assigned for building these horrible offenses. It's also clear that if he had his druthers 'ol Jaque would be back hackin' away too. On base percentage? Plate discipline? Who needs it.

Let's face it - this guys is as much of the problem as Gardenhire.12/16/2005 08:25:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|If the off-season this year ends up as disastrous as last year's, the gloves will come off.12/16/2005 08:54:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I guess when your offseason goal is to win more 1-run games (and by that I don't mean to win more total one run games over a season, but to get players that in a given one run game could be the difference by hitting a homer or bunting), then the Castillo and Batista moves make complete sense. Maybe Gardy is actually making all these deals?

I just can't wait until the one game that Batista wins with a home run. It'll happen in the first half of April (ala JJ's OBP streak and Cuddy's horrendous streak) and will result in Batista's unquestioned presence in the 4 or 5 hole until July when the Twins are out of the race. Then Cuddyer will be traded for a left-handed single-A pitching prospect.12/16/2005 09:11:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|How many doors will Lohse smash this year?

I think Silva will actually be the one going postal as the Twins are finishing 4th in the AL Central - wasting another year of brilliant starting pitching.12/16/2005 11:04:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|I think Batista would be a better player if he faced the right direction when he batted. I can't believe that nobody has pointed this out to him yet.

The Twins plan here is obviously to mention this to him. Then he'll go .300/40/100. Brilliant move by the Twins.12/16/2005 10:39:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|I can hardly wait for the first week of spring training, when Batista hits a bomb and Gardy declares himself suitably impressed to guarantee Batista his $1.25m salary and starting job in the middle of the order.12/17/2005 12:31:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|You can't hang this one on Gardy. Ryan has basically mandated this is your opening day starting 3rd baseman. At the very least you have at the very least call this the most feeble GM/Manager tag team on the planet. These two guys (Ryan and Gardenhire) are singing off the same songbook. Nothing will change until both of them are gone/12/17/2005 11:48:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|Because Batista's contract is not fully guaranteed, Gardy actually does have the power to cut him during spring training and the club would only owe Batista a severence payment. But it's not going to happen unless Batista completely blows it. It's going to be like Offerman again, but on a bigger scale. Gardy will want the "veteran 3rd baseman." He just needs to see Batista flex a little power at some point in March to clinch the deal.12/15/2005 09:26:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|The Wolves lost again tonight, 90-88. It was not for a lack of effort. First of all, on the boards. The Wolves had an ORP of 24.5%, the Spurs had an ORP of 15.4%. Thus the Wolves had a DORP of 9.1%, which is a tremendous effort. San Antonio has the 7th best DORP in the league. Second, my man KG has returned. After a string of maddening games with five, six, seven rebounds, the Ticket has 24 points, 21 rebounds, six assists, and four blocks. I was talking about other guys rebounding, but really, the Wolves need KG. I've wondered where these types of games have been. There it was tonight. KG, who got outplayed badly by Chris Webber earlier this week, showed Tim Duncan a thing or two. Third, 'Kandi again looked good, doing a nice job on Duncan. KG took over the game in the third quarter in the way you wish he would more often. Scoring, rebounding, and blocking shots. Da Kid was phenomenal. However, KG needs a rest now and then. KG sat down for 5:21 in the second quarter. The Wolves were outscored 10-2 in that stretch. KG sat down for 4:01 between the second and the third quarter. The Wolves were outscored 11-7 in that stretch. When KG was on the floor, the Wolves outscored the Spurs 81-69. In the short time that he was out, the Spurs outscored the Wolves 21-9. Another tough loss tonight, but KG's effort was phenomenal.|W|P|113470488549259167|W|P|More Effort|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/15/2005 03:13:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|The Strib reports on Eddie Griffin's seven minutes:
But going without forward Eddie Griffin for most of the game was strictly a decision by coach Dwane Casey. Griffin had established himself as a key member of the team's top rotation of seven or eight players but faced the Kings for less than seven minutes. The night before, at Philadelphia, Griffin played a low-profile 18 minutes. As Casey explained it, Griffin got squeezed Tuesday by solid play from center Michael Olowokandi, a need for Mark Madsen's energy after the team's sluggish start and the coach's desire to go "small" down the stretch, with Kevin Garnett as their only true big man on the floor. "It wasn't anything he did or didn't do," Casey said of Griffin, who missed his only shot but had two rebounds and one block. In his nine previous appearances, Griffin had averaged 22.1 minutes and 9.4 rebounds. "It was just rotational," the coach said.
I think this is Casey keeping a matter in house. If I'm right, it shows that Mr. Casey understands that he doesn't want to air dirty laundry in the press (unlike a certain baseball manager with whom we are all familiar). Of course, Dwane could be telling the truth. What do you think?
Why Didn't Eddie Play Much?
It was rotational
Casey doesn't like his shot selection
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|W|P|113468157220546473|W|P|You Decide|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/15/2005 05:33:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|I voted rotational.

The Wolves needed a kick start the way they were playing and Maddog has always been the guy to bring it. Once he was in there, he actually gave a fairly solid performance. I think Casey was just taking advantage of this performance which cut significantly into Griffin's minutes.

Of course, anything Casey wants to do to improve EG's shot selection is fine with me. NO MORE THREES!12/15/2005 05:39:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Victor|W|P|Almost certainly it was the shot selection. Did you see that shot he took? It was just so unbelievably horrible and everyone in the building and watching on TV knew it had absolutely no chance of going in. Ugly.

I am happy Casey is keeping it in-house. Hopefully the discipline works and EG stops shooting and concentrates on banging below the boards, where he could turn into a very good complementary player for this team.

Surely becoming KG's front court side-kick, known for your rebounding and shot-blocking, sounds like a desirable and even marketable gig for a young guy like Eddie. Get that guy some PR advice.

I envision a billboard outside Target Center with the two of them standing, grim-faced, arms crossed: KG & EG: Thou Shalt Not Pass.12/15/2005 07:15:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Yeah, that shot was H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E.12/15/2005 12:43:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|I remember when everyone had their shorts in a bunch when Randy Moss bumped a traffic cop with his car. I would expect a column from Top Jimmy tomorrow calling for the release or trade of Daunte Culpepper, Fred Smoot, Bryant McKinnie, and Moe Williams. I mean, he didn't want Koren Robinson and danced on the grave of Randy Moss' Viking career. Why? Because they are "bad guys." In all seriousness, I'm pretty outraged by this event. We all know that professional athletes engage in this kind of conduct, which is why I've never really been one to say this guy is good and this guy is bad based on what is actually reported. In my mind, they're all suspect. But, to actually act like this in front of high school kids displays breathtaking hubris.|W|P|113467322494728127|W|P|Culpepper, 3 Others Charged with Indecent Conduct|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/15/2005 03:30:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|Oooooo, "hubris", you are feeling better.12/15/2005 09:41:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I don't think you can bash "Top Jimmy's" column today. He's right. Talk is cheap unless Wilf stays true to his word and proves otherwise.12/15/2005 10:08:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I'm not going to bash that column, but you had to know it was coming (I wrote that post before he posted his column).

I said myself that I was outraged by this incident.12/15/2005 08:31:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|I am not sure if Dwane Casey is one of the billions who reads this site. On the one hand, I wrote a piece earlier this week advocating more minutes for Eddie Griffin. So, Griffin plays a grand total of seven minutes. I was either asleep or wishing that I was dead in the first half, so I didn't see much of it, but I did happen to catch EG's one shot -- a long range bomb that had about as much chance of going in as anything I could have thrown from my bed. As long as he pulls that, he's going to drive his coaches to drink. On the other hand, I think we saw a lot more effort. It was hard not to. Mr. Effort, Mark Madsen, played a whopping 21 minutes, hauling down 10 rebounds (and of course collecting six fouls). 'Kandi had one of those teaser games as well, with nine rebounds in 27 minutes. As a result, one night after getting destroyed by Philly on the glass (-16.0 DORP), they did the same to Sacto (+15.8 DORP). The effort on the glass was there, but Sacto hit some big shots down the stretch and for the second consecutive night, the Wolves lost one that they should have won. I heard that the Wolves had a stretch in the first half when they missed 16 straight shots. I would have liked to have seen that, solely to see what kind of shots were being selected when the chips were down. Anyway, I hope that EG was watching Madsen on Tuesday night. To make it in this league requires effort. EG has defensive gifts, he needs to focus on that part of his game. On offfense, he needs to rebound and flash to the basket for easy dunks, just like Madsen did. Tonight's game will be a tough one. We'll see where we are after that one.|W|P|113466013062781653|W|P|Effort Revisited|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/15/2005 10:00:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I think Griffin played less and Madsen and Kandi more because the game the night before went into OT. Honestly, I wasn't surprised the Wolves lost (the last second shot was no less painful) because they "left it all on the floor" in Philly. It's a shame they couldn't have won one of these games though.12/15/2005 10:59:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Shane --

Griffin only played 18 minutes in that overtime loss. Kandi played 28 and 27 on consecutive nights. I think Madsen took Griffin's minutes because Griffin casts up lousy shots (4 threes in Philly and that stupid shot last night).12/15/2005 11:04:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Ah. I stand corrected. Truth be told I was also under the weather for those two nights. My mind must have been playing tricks on me...12/14/2005 09:31:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|I wanted to write a bunch of stuff last night, but yesterday afternoon, I started to get "flu-like" symptoms. I went home and crawled into bed at 6 PM. I had the game on, but wasn't watching too carefully, because I slept through most of it. I was in bed for 13 hours, sleeping most of that time. I lost 5 pounds yesterday, mainly, I'm sure due to dehydration. Not a fun day.|W|P|113457441033646549|W|P|Flulike Symptoms|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/14/2005 10:28:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|During my senior year of college, the day after I finished my comps, I got the flu and threw up 27 times in 12 hours. (personal best!)

Eventually I went to the hospital and they gave me an IV. They were so slow there though, that I actually watched an entire Twolves game and then took a nap before they got around to servicing me. We played the Suns, and we won.12/14/2005 10:51:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I once threw up for 45 minutes straight on a little airplane. I don't know how there was anything left inside my body. The plane landed, everyone else got out, and I sat in the plane and continued to vomit.

That was the second flight that day. I threw up for a pretty much the whole way on that one, too.12/14/2005 11:57:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|I would actually encourage you to write while sick and feverish. It would make for some interesting reading.12/14/2005 01:56:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|"I would actually encourage you to write while sick and feverish. It would make for some interesting reading."

I agree. You could be the next Hunter S. Thompson. :)12/14/2005 02:59:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Fear and Loathing in SBGville. It has a certain ring to it, rube.12/15/2005 08:03:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Unknown|W|P|You're kind of a sickly lad lately, eh?12/12/2005 09:27:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Sometimes the TV feed from the Timberwolves game is not in sync with the radio feed. Tonight was one of those nights. The radio was about seven seconds ahead of the TV, meaning that I had to listen to the TV broadcast. Truly this Timberwolves television broadcast team, specifically Tom Hannemann, is as bad as it gets. It really makes me sick, especially considering that we used to have Kevin Harlan calling the games. Tonight, I watched the Timberwolves lose a game to the 76ers that they should have won. After the game, Hannemann, whose next insightful comment will be his first, went on and on about the Wolves effort and how Coach Dwane Casey had to be happy with that effort. The Wolves lost 90-89 in overtime. If I were the coach of this team, and in case you are wondering, I'm not, I'd chew this team's ass about their lack of effort. I wrote this weekend about rebounding. I know a little about rebounding as I was a pretty good rebounder in my day. I know that rebounding is about effort. You have to want to rebound, you don't have to be good to rebound, you just have to work hard. I introduced to you the statistic that I am calling DORP. DORP measures the difference between each team's rebounding on the offensive end. Read my post on Sunday for my explanation of DORP and its importance. A DORP of zero is league average. Coming into tonight's game, the Wolves had a DORP of -4.7%, 27th in the league. Philadelphia's DORP was -4.8%, 29th in the league. In other words, the 76ers are one of only three teams in the league that are worse on the glass than the Wolves. That's why I'm so pissed about tonight's game. The Wolves were completely dominated on the glass by the second worst rebounding team in the league. The Wolves had an ORP of 11.6%, meaning that they collected just 11.6% of the rebounds on their offensive end. The 76ers had an ORP of 27.6%. Thus, the Wolves DORP tonight was -16%. Any team that gets outrebounded like that just hasn't tried. Considering that it was the 76ers that laid this ass-whupping on the Wolves, that's worse than embarrassing. The 76ers shot 44.3% from the field, despite Iverson's 8-24 performance. This team did not stop the 76ers, they had an embarrassing "effort" on the glass and they lost a game that they absolutely should have won. I know that they can't win every game, but losing games like this makes me sick. I'd be less than honest if I didn't mention that KG got completely outplayed by Chris Webber. Webber -- a guy that KG owned when he was healthy -- is a shell of his former self. Nevertheless, Webber got 27 points and 21 rebounds. This is one of the worst games I've seen KG play (he was 9-22 from the field). And what does Hannemann say? KG gave everything he could tonight. Um, no. Hannemann further added, as if he were consciously trying to drive me absolutely crazy, blather about how great the chemistry on this team is right now. After a game like tonight, I think a shouting match in the lockerroom is in order. Update: I commented below that Jim Peterson noted the second chance points that Philadelphia got. If you look, the 76ers' ORP was 27.6%, which is not all that terrible to give up. The big deal was the lack of T-Wolves offensive rebounds. Chris Webber had 18 defensive rebounds... and the Wolves had an ORP of 11.6% -- extremely low. Tonight, I'll post the league numbers so you can see what the Wolves' numbers look like in context of the entire league.|W|P|113444660364370261|W|P|Effort|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/13/2005 07:38:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Unknown|W|P|One might say that they put out some half-baked crap last nite.12/13/2005 08:00:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Who? The announcers or the team?

Answer: Both

In the first half, Jim Peterson did say that this game would be a blowout if the Wolves didn't let Philadelphia cash in on second chance points. True enough. And they lost this game because they didn't rebound.12/13/2005 08:41:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|First off, if I may crow a bit. A.I. was held to under 25 points which I recall saying would happen :).

Watching some of the highlights, why is KG content to shooting the gamewinner from 18-19 feet? I know he can hit them, but he certainly had time to drive and get a better shot closer to the hoop. He's gotta be able to take Weber off the dribble. KG had a rare disappointing game.12/13/2005 09:00:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Time was a factor. If you are talking about the shot in overtime, he only had 0.4 seconds. I think he missed a game winner in regulation, too, with little time on the clock.12/13/2005 09:27:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|It was the game winner in regulation I was speaking of. I never fault a player with a missed shot at .4 seconds.

The Sixers tied the game with 23 seconds left, KG had the ball for about 5-6 seconds and dribbled the ball while essentially standing still and settled for a bad shot. That was my point.12/13/2005 09:43:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Yeah, that was not good.12/13/2005 11:40:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I agree KG drove me nuts on that last play. Dribbling the ball for 5 seconds was stupid and set him up for an goofy shot.

I'll also say that KG got hammered in the OT drving to the basket for a dunk that would have put the Wolves up by one. The refs sure were letting them play last night.12/13/2005 01:28:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I know the tv guys suck, but what do you think of the radio guys?

Personally, I love Billy McKinney. He's an absolute treat to listen to after the nightmare called Trent Tucker...12/13/2005 01:48:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Love McKinney. Has a lot of things to say. I liked TT, too, but his delivery can be offputting.

Chad calls a decent enough game and engages McKinney. Both of these guys aren't afraid to say, hey, the Wolves stink tonight. That's important to me because when they talk about how well someone is playing, it has some validity.12/13/2005 05:04:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|I think we all know that TT was the second greatest announcer in Twolves history. To this day, Petey and I still quote him.

"Terrell Brandon does not like the 18 footah. Steps up, takes the 15 footah. That's good basketball. It's an easy game if you play it the right way."

Also, I agree. The Wolves played like a bunch of dorps last night.12/12/2005 09:56:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to seeing A.I. tonight. He's getting 34.4 points a game on 47.6 eff % and he's dishing out eight assists a game. This is not a good team, and the Wolves should be favored to win, but A.I. should provide a good test for our perimeter defense.|W|P|113440319925926819|W|P|Tonight at Philly|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/12/2005 01:39:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|One thing about A.I., his scoring stats are overinflated as he has played the Bucks 3x and has torched them each time. The Bucks cannot stop elite scorers (see Lebron's 52 on Sat). The Wolves should hold him to under 2512/12/2005 02:06:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I'll be shocked to see him under 25, but if he has to take 30 shots to get his points, it's all good.12/12/2005 09:07:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|Um, was Garnett the one supposedly guarding (and boxing out) C-Webb?12/12/2005 09:49:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Believe me, there's steam coming out of my ears on this one.12/12/2005 08:37:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Stan Van Gundy resigns as coach of the Heat, citing "personal reasons." Will The Slick One step in next? Possibly. I'd like to hear what Shaq thinks about all this. (Update: It is The Slick One.) Ron Artest says he wants a trade. You would have thought he'd have shut up and played this year. Uh, no. Obviously, this man is insane. Vikes win again over crappy team. This team may have just played the easiest six game schedule in the history of the league. Nevertheless, they deserve credit for not stepping on themselves. San Diego loses to Miami and Cincy barely escapes against the Browns. Makes me want to give the Vikes a little more credit. Not much else went right for the Vikes in the Wild Card chase, leaving catching the Bears as their best chance of making the playoffs. That could happen. I'm thinking the Vikes lose to the Steelers this weekend, but if they can win that game, the Bears better get nervous.|W|P|113439925166948367|W|P|Van Gundy Out; Artest Next?|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/12/2005 04:35:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|I'll look for the Vikes to lose to Pittsburgh and Chicago, finishing 9-7 and 2nd in the division. If they back into the playoffs, they're probably one-and-done.12/12/2005 04:55:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I'm on record with that exact same prediction. No way do they win a Wild Card with a 9-7 record, though.12/12/2005 09:38:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Artest for Wally anyone? The Pacers are going to do everything possible to send him to the West. I imagine the T-Wolves are up there on the list of preferable places for him to play where they can get at least a reasonable return. In order, it probably looks something like this:

Sacramento - Peja
Lakers - Odom
Clips - Maggette
Dallas - Howard
T-Wolves - Wally12/12/2005 10:11:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|He's a head case of the highest order.

Even still, I'll chew on it for a while.12/12/2005 10:45:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|And it's totally worth chewing on. Though he is a serious head case. Imagine this:

Jaric/Hudson
Hassell
Artest
KG
Griffin/Kandi

A move for Artest would really solidify the Wolves identity as a strong defensive team. Plus I think that Artest's offensive game is better suited for the Wolves than Wally's.12/11/2005 09:15:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Kevin Garnett took twenty-two shots Saturday night in the Wolves' win over the Lakers. That was the first game this season in which he took twenty or more shots. I celebrate that event, because KG has shown himself to be almost incapable of taking bad shots. Again last night, the best team athlete the state's history looked fresh in the fourth quarter, with seven points and two assists in the last five minutes and the Wolves won easily 95-82. While KG had 30 points (making 12 of those 22 shots, including one three), eight rebounds, and three assists, the Wolves got two other key contributions. Wally Szczerbiak had another fine effort, with 25 points and seven rebounds. This team, while having a premier offensive player in KG and a legitimate number two option in Wally still won't win by outscoring teams. They will win by playing defense. In the last four games, the Wolves are winning by an average score of 88.75 to 77.5. Eighty-eight points is nothing to brag about, but winning by double digits does it for me. You might argue that the Wolves have been playing cupcakes lately, but a win is a win. Ask San Antonio, who lost in Atlanta last night. Perhaps the most impressive thing about last night�s game, other than the routine brilliance of KG and Wally�s continuing offensive explosion, was Eddie Griffin�s play. Griffin had twelve rebounds in just 23 minutes, including five offensive rebounds. I called Griffin the worst offensive player on this team over at Seth's page last week, and his inability to make put backs last night was maddening. Two missed threes (one horribly) underlines the idea that his contribution will not be on the offensive end � save those offensive rebounds. The contribution he is providing right now reminds one of a certain multi-colored head (case) named Dennis Rodman. Eddie has been on a great run the last seven games (during which the Wolves have gone 6-1). For the season, Griffin has the following stat line.
GamesMinutesBlocksOff RebDef RebReb. Total
1819.832.562.064.786.83
Eddie's shot-blocking numbers are great, 2.56 per game are good for seventh in the league. The rebound numbers are modest, though. Of course, there are other ways to look at the numbers. A much more accurate measure is performance per minute played. As John Hollinger puts it, "this distinction is important because we can then compare players whose playing times may be very different and answer questions such as 'Should Player X play more than Player Y?' or 'Could Player B be helpful to Team A?'." So, let�s look at Eddie's production per 48 minutes played.
GamesBlocks/48Off. Reb./48Def. Reb./48Reb. /48
186.18

4.97

11.5616.54
Those shot block numbers look even better. At 6.18 blocks per 48 minutes, he's second in the league to DeSagana Diop of the Mavericks who's averaging 6.44 (Who? Ask your favorite Cleveland Cavalier fan, they'll tell you). He's also third in the league in blocks per personal foul at 1.31 behind only shot blocker extraordinaire Andrei Kirilenko (1.90) and Pao Gasol (1.31). My friend Moss will tell you that Eddie doesn�t play good defense, often letting guys get around him and try to defend by blocking shots from behind. I�m not sure I disagree completely with that, but watching Chris Mihm destroy Michael Olowokandi last night, I�m not thinking that Eddie�s a defensive liability, at least relatively. While his shot blocking numbers are fantastic, his rebound numbers are pretty darned good, too. For some perspective, over the last three seasons, KG, generally considered one of the best if not THE BEST rebounder in the league, has averaged 15.96, 16.92, and 17.04 rebounds per 48 minutes. Griffin isn't quite at KG's production rate, but he's close. Of course, KG is an all-around great, and Griffin's skills are limited. Nevertheless, having his rebounding, along with KG�s, is a nice thing to have. I mentioned that Eddie�s been on a roll lately. Let's look at the last seven games.
GamesBlocks/48Off. Reb./48Def. Reb./48Reb. /48
77.08

7.08

14.4621.54
Dennis Rodman's per 48 rebound numbers from the 1996-98 Chicago Bulls seasons were: 21.84, 21.72, and 20.16. Rodman did it over three 82-game seasons, and Eddie's done it over only seven games. But, hasn't he looked like Rodman on the glass? By the way, Rodman was NOT a shot blocker. And, I�m not sure he played much defense either other than rebound (Update: what I meant to say was I don't think Rodman played much defense in Chicago). Just how badly do the Wolves need his rebounding? They are currently 23rd in the league in rebounding differential with -2.5 rebounds per game. A few games ago, they were pretty much dead last. Over the last seven games, however, the Wolves have rebounded much better, outrebounding their opponents by .57 rebounds per game. Over the last four games, the Wolves have outrebounded their opponents by 8.25 rebounds per game. Absolute rebounding numbers or even rebound differential don�t really do a whole lot for me, though. Another way to look at rebounds is the percentage of rebounds a team gets. For the season, the Wolves collected 48.4% of the rebounds in their game. Over the last seven games, the Wolves have collected 50.3% of all rebounds and over the last four games, the Wolves have collected 55.2% of all rebounds. While percentage of rebounds may provide a better picture (being out rebounded by 2.5 rebounds is a whole different when there are 100 rebounds as opposed to when there are 50), it still leaves me unsatisfied. Because the Wolves' opponents have taken, and missed, a lot more shots than the Wolves, you would expect that the Wolves would have a lot better rebounding numbers. After all, the defensive team should get more rebounds than the offensive team. So, I thought I�d look at something else, the Wolves� and their opponents� offensive rebounding percentage. So far this season, the Wolves have offensive rebounding percentage (ORP) 24.2% and their opponents have an ORP of 28.8%. This, I think, underscores their rebounding weakness better than anything. They have a Differential ORP or DORP (you have to love that) of -4.6%. Not good. Over the last four games, the Wolves have an ORP of 32.1% while their opponents have an ORP of 22.7%, for a DORP of 9.4%. Nice. Over the last seven games, though, the Wolves, despite rebounding their opponents, have a DORP of -1.5%. Better than the season as a whole, but not good. You may be wondering why I'm looking at the last four games. Well, five games ago, the Wolves had what might have been the worst rebounding effort in the league this year. Against the Lakers, they had an ORP of 21.4% while the Lakers had an ORP of 48.4%. Thus, the Wolves had a DORP of -27.0%. Yee-ouch. To top it off, the Lakers had an effective shooting percentage of 58.6%. Only lights out shooting by the Wolves (62.5 effective shooting percentage) and an edge at the line allowed the Wolves to win. The way that Eddie has been rebounding, I�d start playing him a lot more minutes (taking those minutes from Olowokandi, who is rebounding at less than half Eddie�s rate and provides not much more offense), that is, if he concentrates on playing hard on the defensive end and rebounding (and not shooting) on the offensive end. The Wolves have signed him to a long term deal � it�s up to Coach Dwane Casey to pound it into Eddie�s head that this is his role. Eddie�s in love with the three point shot, no question about it. The three point shot does not love Eddie back. When I said that Eddie was the worst offensive player on this team, I wasn�t kidding. So far this season, he has an effective shooting percentage of 38.1%. Putrid. He�s shooting just 7-37 from three and he�s averaging 4.98 three point attempts per 48 minutes. He�s only shooting 43% from two. He�s taking 14.7 shots per 48 minutes, but he really shouldn�t shoot at all, unless he is wide open at the rim. Dennis Rodman, indeed.|W|P|113432461758955469|W|P|Twenty-Two and EG|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/11/2005 03:35:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Not much to argue with here, SBG. But you were a little unfair to the "early" Rodman's defense.

All-Defense first team for Detroit in 1988-9 through 1992-3, then again for San Antonio in 1994-5 (with a second-team ranking in 1993-4) and for Chicago 1995-6. He was a great defender for Detroit and a very good one for SA and the first year in Chicago.12/11/2005 03:38:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|The comment on Rodman's defense should have been more clear. I was referring only to his Chicago days.12/12/2005 12:45:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Yea. By the end in Chicago, Rodman had become a one-dimensional freak show.

I lived in Champaign-Urbana at the time, so I saw a lot of Bulls games. The Bulls played great (ok, maybe that's a bit much; "really good"??) team defense in those years even with relatively weak inside players (Longley, Rodman, Wennington, Caffey), thanks to superior perimeter defense (Jordan, Pippen, Ron Harper). If you can't make an entry pass, the quality of the post defender doesn't matter very much.

Anyway, fun and interesting post, SBG.12/09/2005 08:43:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|As I thought about the little house that I used to live in, it made me appreciate the loss that others feel when they lose their homes by fire, flood, Katrina. After all, I didn't even own this home anymore, and I hadn't lived there in over four years. In fact, I lived there for a grand total of seven years. The house could be a pain in the ass. It had a natural gas water heater whose pilot light would go out every damned time the wind blew (which is a lot in ND). I cussed quite a bit, waking up in the morning to find no hot water. Then, I'd have to trudge down into the crawl space, light the pilot light and wait about 20 minutes (that thing had an amazingly fast recovery time). I fixed that by installing a water heater with an electric ignition. My dad wasn't too excited about my working with natural gas (actually LP) lines, but I was unafraid. I also learned how to work with copper water lines, and I never had a leaky joint even when I was soldering upward on a vertical joint. I talked several times about building onto the house. I would have needed some help framing an expansion, but it was my intention to gut the inside and start over -- doing it myself. That never happened, but I spent some time really trying to figure out how it could work. My favorite moment was cooking Christmas Eve (obviously this was before Christmas was "under attack") dinner in 1994. It's the only time I've hosted a holiday event, and it was my grandmother's last Christmas. That meant a lot to me. (Oh, and I did all the cooking. I'm a good cook. Ask my wife.) I have a lot of other good memories there. I guess I said goodbye four years ago, but for today at least the memories are in my head.|W|P|113414144595123006|W|P|More Thoughts on my Little House|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/08/2005 05:42:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|My mother called me at work today. She never does that, so I suspected that something was up. There was. When I lived in SBGville I lived in a little house that I bought from my grandfather. It was a cozy little house -- suitable for a bachelor. It had two bedrooms, a kitchen, living room and the smallest little bathroom you have ever seen. The house was about 900 square feet and it had an attached garage. It didn't have a basement, just a crawl space that was accessible from the garage. The crawl space had a dugout that I could almost stand up in. The dugout had a hot water heater and a water softener in it and the furnace was bolted to the floor of the house in the crawl space area. Believe me, I did not enjoy working on that furnace. I had to lay on my back. I did some wiring under there for my stereo and satellite dish, and it was solid cobwebs. I always wore a hat down there and if I was under the house, it was covered in cobwebs when I got out. Anyhow, it wasn't much, but I liked it. When I moved to Minnesota, I sold it for $12,000 to another bachelor who worked with me. He was a young guy, living at home and I came up to him and said, wanna buy a house? I always have enjoyed that I sold my house in the same way that other might sell a watch om the street corner. Well, that guy kept it for a couple of years, but eventually sold it to another bachelor, a kid whose father used to carpool with me. Yep, SBGville is a small town. Anyway, my mother called and told me that my little house had a serious fire today. She didn't know much, but she did say that it apparently started in the garage and got into the attic. Bad. I guess he had a dog that he kept in the garage. My mother speculated that maybe a heater in the garage started on fire. The dog probably died. I'll have to call The Mayor (my brother) to see what's going on. He's also the fire marshall. I told you it is a small town. Update: I talked with The Mayor (who is now the Assistant Fire Chief) and he told me the details. He was on the fire call and was in the house. The kid who owned the house had a dog and had just bought a puppy yesterday. He put a heat lamp in the garage to keep it warm while he was at work. Apparently, the heat lamp caused the fire. Both dogs died at the door leading into the house. It appeared that the big dog was protecting the puppy. Heartbreaking. The house is a total loss. My brother said the plume of smoke rose 200 feet in the air.|W|P|113408673120099351|W|P|Fire|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/09/2005 07:23:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Peder|W|P|That's very sad.12/09/2005 12:59:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I feel for you. A home is always a home. No matter what shape it's in, or how long it's been since we lived there, it still has a pull on us.12/08/2005 08:52:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|It was 25 years ago today when Mark David Chapman murdered John Lennon. I remember where I was when I heard the news. It was the next morning, and I was making my bed in my dorm room. I was a sophomore in high school (I went to a boarding school) and I turned on my clock radio and Imagine was on the radio. After that, I listened in disbelief as the DJ talked of Lennon's death. I was almost 16 years old at the time, so I knew who Lennon was. I knew of the Beatles, although I was too young to remember them together. Lennon had just re-emerged onto the music scene with his Double Fantasy album, and it's first single was called Starting Over. I remember thinking that the lyrics of that song were very personal... he was writing a song to Yoko (I don't understand that) Ono and he expressed his love for her and how he felt like he was falling in love again -- starting over. Given his infidelities, perhaps it was a wish more than anything, or perhaps it was gratitude that they were back together. But, it seemed to me that Lennon was writing heartfelt words. It also seemed that he may have been talking about his career as well. "Starting Over" after a long time away. Then there was the song Watching the Wheels. Lennon had basically given up his career to be a stay at home dad. Whether he was actually succumbing to drug addiction is open to speculation (see Albert Goldman), but Lennon was certainly no longer in the music scene, unlike his former partner, Paul McCartney, who was arguably tarnishing his legacy with Silly Love Songs. Lennon writes:
People say I'm crazy doing what I'm doing Well they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin When I say that I'm o.k. well they look at me kind of strange Surely you're not happy now you no longer play the game People say I'm lazy dreaming my life away Well they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me When I tell them that I'm doing fine watching shadows on the wall Don't you miss the big time boy you're no longer on the ball I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round I really love to watch them roll No longer riding on the merry-go-round I just had to let it go
I just found this song to be fantastic. He didn't need to be a Beatle. He didn't need to be famous. He was happy just living life quietly. Back in those days, the idea of a song on the radio that was personal was foreign, at least to me. I'm not saying that there weren't these types of songs, I just wasn't hearing them. But in 1980, as I listened to Lennon, I got an appreciation for what songwriting can be... expression of personal thoughts and feelings. Of course, further reflection on the latter years of the Beatles catalog shows that Lennon and even McCartney were writing very personal stuff. My point is that Lennon's stuff here really was a revelation to me. As I heard a snippet of Imagine on the radio again this morning, I am reminded of how that song made me uncomfortable as a kid, and I think about how my attitude about that song has changed. It was hard to embrace the basic premise back then -- Imagine there's no heaven -- I was enrolled in a Catholic seminary after all. But, the song resonates with me today. I don't think that Lennon was necessarily calling for an end to religion, countries, and possessions, but he was definitely pointing out how these things can cause unhappiness and strife. Perhaps he was saying that if we had different priorities, we'd all be happier. I think about Bill O'Reilly's ridiculous "War on Christmas" mantra. What tripe. Does the phrase "Happy Holidays" ruin Christmas for you? Then, I guess maybe you should think about the strength of your own convictions. Do you think that Christians in the time of Nero would have been insulted by that phrase? I don't think so -- they were too busy being eaten by lions and being burned alive. Look -- Christianity survived that. It certainly can survive an inclusive statement such as "Happy Holidays." But, people like O'Reilly want to use religion to incite hatred and fervor, to what end? To save Christmas (as if it needs to be saved)? Or to push a political agenda? You decide. Tell me, what has done more to destroy the idea of Christmas than the incessant beating of the commercialism that pounds the senses for about two months. Is Christmas about buying, buying, buying? Imagine a Christmas with no added possessions, a time when you got together and just celebrated with your families. Frankly, if someone said, no more Christmas presents, I'd be ecstatic. Instead, let's all of us honor Jesus or God or Buddha or Mohammed or whomever you choose, and take the money that we had set aside to buy the latest gadgets and whizbangs and whatever else we don't need and give it to the poor. Imagine all the people living life in peace. Imagine all the people, sharing all the world. I'll bet Lennon would have endorsed that expression of Christmas, or Hanukkah or whatever. I hear some "religious leaders" actually state that if you aren't Christian, you aren't qualified to hold office in this country. I realize this is only a small minority of fanatics, but it troubles me to no end. Of course, imagine if there weren't jihads, holy wars. Imagine if religions didn't control countries like Iran. Freedom of religion and freedom from religion are both tenets of the First Amendment, just like freedom of speech. I don't want to start a big political debate. I don't want you to think that I believe Lennon was a saint or someone above reproach. He most certainly had his demons. No question. But, he had the courage to break out of the money making machine that is pop music. He spoke out about issues that he believed in (even if he didn't necessarily practice what he preached). He was brave to do so. And some of his thoughts make sense and resonate strongly today. I realized today that I am older now than he was when he died. I'd have liked to have seen him grow old. I would have liked to have heard him speak out now. But, he's gone, and he's been gone for 25 years now. That's a shame.|W|P|113405477093443133|W|P|25 Years|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/08/2005 11:06:00 AM|W|P|Blogger magnu231|W|P|I like the heart-felt column. The problem with John Lennon is that all he did was imagine and watch the merry go round go by. I really don't like the song "Imagine", and it's not just because I'm a Christian, Libertarian, Capitalist. It's because the song represents a problem that became prevelant in the 60's, namely, imagining rather than acting, and dealing in fantasies rather than reality. I could sit here and dispute whether a world without possessions, "nothing to kill or die for", or religion would actually be a better one (personally I'd hate to live in it). But just the idea of sitting back and saying, "wouldn't it be nice if the world could be this way" as a substitute for actually coming up with realistic solutions is a problematic one, that still haunts us today. We're still plagued by arguments that begin in a fantasy world "wouldn't it be nice if...". I don't mind debating socialism, religion, pacifism, etc. But not when the argument is based solely on imagination. So in that spirit,

"Imagine KG and TMac,
Playing side by side,
And JKidd's playing the point,
with King James by his side,
You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I see Shaq in at C,
I hope someday McHale will join me,
and let me be MVP!"12/08/2005 11:19:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|SBG,
You cannot see me, but I'm standing up and applauding at this column. One of your best.12/08/2005 11:25:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|So true, jmag.

I can tell you that back in my previous life, we customarily chipped in to buy the boss a Christmas present, usually some stupid fruit basket or nuts or something. He didn't really care about that crap. So, one year, a bunch of us were talking and we put our money together and donated it to the local food bank in his name. I think he really liked that.

There's a big difference between wishing and doing. But, it starts with wishing.12/08/2005 01:24:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Please don't take this the wrong way. I enjoyed Lennon's music, too, and it's sad that he's gone. There certainly is nothing wrong about writing a tribute column to him.

It's just that I've noticed there's been a lot more attention paid to the anniversary of Lennon's death today than there was to the anniversary of Pearl Harbor day yesterday. Again, there's nothing wrong with noting the anniversary of Lennon's death, but it seems to me that the perspective is a little out of whack.12/08/2005 01:47:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I always remember Pearl Harbor Day, my brother-in-law was born 20 years later to the day. I watched a news story on the national news last night about it. No one would dispute that Pearl Harbor Day was one of the most important days in the country's history and is on the short list of the most important days in the history of the world.

I remember how the death of John Lennon affected me. I don't remember how the bombing of Pearl Harbor affected me -- it happened before my parents were born.

On November 22, 1963, JFK was assassinated. I didn't write about that this year. His death was a lot more important than Lennon's. But, it happened before I was born. I don't have any personal recollection of it.

I didn't write about Lennon last year -- it's that this year is 25 years. A milestone, if you will. I wrote about Lennon because this morning I heard the song, I realized it was 25 years and it brought me back to a time in my life that I wanted to share. I also thought that Lennon's signature song resonates in today's world.12/08/2005 02:10:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|The role of an artist in these sort of things is to inspire...to imagine. Artists don't "do." It's not what they're good at. When they try to "do" they usually eff it up. When they try to inspire outside of their medium, they are ridiculed.

For Lennon to inspire via his most precious gift was exactly where he was most effective. The greatest impact he could have was with his music, not with presenting a new paradigm of government or economy to the U.S. congress. Agree or disagree, there's no value in belittling his attempt to use his greatest skills to influence many across the country.12/08/2005 03:56:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|As I said, there's nothing wrong with you writing a column about John Lennon. My comment really wasn't aimed at you personally. It's just that yesterday I scarcely heard a mention of Pearl Harbor day, whereas I've heard several times today about John Lennon.

I'm apparently a few years older than you, but I have no personal recollection of Pearl Harbor day either. You'd have to be about 70 to have such a recollection. That's why it's so important that we do remember it, and I'm glad that you do.

The line about those who don't remember history being doomed to repeat it has become a cliche because it's so true. People who are high school seniors today not only don't remember either Pearl Harbor day or John Lennon, they also don't remember Vietnam or Watergate. They don't remember a world without cable TV or personal computers. The first president they remember is Bill Clinton. That's why it's so important that we be reminded of these things.

Again, I'm not saying you personally had any obligation to write about Pearl Harbor day. When you come right down to it, you really don't have any obligation to write about anything. Nor am I saying you shouldn't have written about John Lennon. It's just that your column was about the eighth time today that I'd heard about it, versus one yesterday about Pearl Harbor, and the emphasis of everyone (not you specifically) seemed a little skewed. That's all.12/08/2005 06:15:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I think what SBG is getting at is that Lennon's death was more recent than Pearl Harbor, and therefore you're likely to hear more personal recollections about it (filtered through the media, news organizations, as well as around the water cooler etc.). Also, the Lennon anniversary is 25 years, which is the quarter-century milestone, and it's 64 years for Pearl Harbor, which isn't a nice round number. I remember hearing a lot more about Pearl Harbor (memorials and such) in 1991 or 2001.12/08/2005 06:40:00 PM|W|P|Blogger frightwig|W|P|I just want to back up what bjhess said. The greatest power available to Lennon was to reach people through his art. "Imagine" is a timeless song because, besides its beautiful melody, it doesn't lecture about its subjects--war, religion, materialism, etc. It posits questions and invites you to consider new ways of thinking. The man also did get off his ass and gave a lot of benefit concerts, joined marches and various political causes, and never was shy about organizing a media event and talking politics. But the impact of none of that is as lasting as his art.12/09/2005 09:18:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|SBG, I love this piece! A couple of things ... first of all "Watching the Wheels" is also my favorite Lennon (solo) song. It is hard to top. Secondly, the song "Imagine" has also made me uncomfortable in the past, but now I view it in another light. Basically, I see it as a challenge because quite frankly Lennon is right. If there were no religion in the world there would be less war, less hatred, less anger ... it is the truth. How can we change that? I've harped on this before ad nauseum, but Jesus would be disgusted with what is happening in his name these days. LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR! As Lennon would say, it's easy if you try.

Beautiful, SBG, just beautiful. By the way, how did we both get bumped down to Multicellular Organisms?12/09/2005 09:37:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|Thanks, Shane.

I have been in somewhat of a pensive mood lately, introspective, if you will. Perhaps it's a sign of midlife crisis (I hope not), but I find myself reflecting back on my life and really thinking about how things have turned out, how I've changed, and has caused those changes.

I think a lot of people get lost in the Lennon was a hippie thing and fail to realize the poigniancy of his gifts to us. My next door neighbor when I was a kid and I were talking later on in life about Lennon and the Beatles. Not being the biggest Beatles fan (I'm a Stones guy, you know) I asked him why he was such a Beatles guy. He said, I'm a Lennon guy, not a Beatles guy.

Lennon was a true artist who had a lot to say. He has been missed.12/09/2005 11:51:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I had the most amazing experience back on September 18th of 2001.
I went on vacation with a friend, and it just so happened that we left for our trip a few short days after 9/11.
We went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland.

They had 3 floors devoted to a John Lennon exhibit, and we got there right when it opened that weekday morning.

The top floor was a totally white circular room with a domed ceiling, acoustically perfect.
All of John's handwritten lyrics were framed and hanging on the walls.
Some songs lyrics were enlarged and put in larger frames with speakers built into them, and when that particular song came up on the soundtrack they were playing, it came out of the speaker with those lyrics.
My friend is more of a Paul McCartney fan, so she wasn't all that interested, but I was enthralled.
John was always my favorite Beatle, and I didn't want to rush it.
I wanted to linger in that room, and savor every moment.

She tried to get me to go on with her, but I said she should go ahead, and I would catch up to her later.

She went on ahead, and I was all alone in the room.

I was standing in front of the speaker/frame, reading the handwritten lyrics to "Imagine" when the song began to play.

I sat down on a white marble bench directly across from the speaker, closed my eyes, listened to John's song, and cried....cried for John and the last 21 years without him...cried for all of the people killed on 9/11 and their families...cried for the rest of us here in the U.S. and around the world, knowing that we would soon be at war, and hoping (in all futility) that John's words would be heeded by the people in power.

It was a profound moment in my life, and one that I will never forget.

Imagine if John Lennon had not been brutally murdered 25 years ago.

Maybe he would have bridged that gap between wishing and doing.

We'll never know.

And that, my friends, is a damn shame.12/07/2005 10:26:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|I'm just feeling too lousy to formulate half-baked crap today. Hope you are feeling better than me.|W|P|113397285643435802|W|P|Under the Weather|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/07/2005 12:16:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|I have the headache/sore throat/fatigue/achyness/fever/shivering too...hope you feel better.

-tootie12/07/2005 03:28:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Get well soon.12/07/2005 05:09:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Yes, I hope you feel better soon SBG. I miss my daily dose of crap.12/06/2005 09:38:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Back on Thanksgiving Day, Reusse named Bob Naegle as his turkey of the year. I posted a short blurb here approving his choice and I got feedback from people who agreed and disagreed. So, I ask you. Are you happy with the product the Wild are putting on the ice? Are you willing to be patient with the fifth year franchise? Are you okay with the fact that they are about $12 million under the cap when they sell out every game and didn't lower ticket prices after the season long lockout? Or is your patience wearing thin with this team that is hugely profitable, but in 11th place in the West? I'm a very casual hockey fan. Tell me what you think.|W|P|113388403830125229|W|P|Whither the Wild|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/06/2005 12:50:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Cheesehead Craig|W|P|I would say that fans should be upset at the Wild. Their ultra conservative approach is going to alienate hockey fans here, and that's tough to do.12/06/2005 04:11:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Comedy Club|W|P|*For the record I do believe the Wild did roll back ticket prices. However, I agree.12/06/2005 04:45:00 PM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|I'm not going to say that I positively know whether or not they rolled back ticket prices. My recollection is that they didn't. And Reusse wrote on Thanksgiving Day:

"Yes, our newest Turkey is Bob Naegele, the Wild's chairman of the board.

He enthusiastically joined the 17-month lockout, then decided not to share in a league-wide trend of rewarding fans with reduced ticket prices. Also, the guarantee of another winter of sellouts did not prevent Naegele from having his GM, Doug Risebrough, come in at roughly a $26 million payroll -- $10-12 million under the new salary cap."12/06/2005 04:54:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|The Wild did not reduce ticket prices. From the Star Tribune:

http://www.startribune.com/stories/1330/5527665.html

The article says the opening game was considered "free" for season ticket holders, so I guess that could be prorated to a sort of per-game price reduction... but no, they were not reduced. At least 15 of the 30 NHL teams reduced prices this year, but not the Wild.12/06/2005 08:26:00 AM|W|P|SBG|W|P|I tried to watch the T-Wolves game last night, but I couldn't stay awake. I have the beginnings of a bad cold, and I just didn't have any energy at all. I woke up when it was over (another win) and crawled into bed. In four days, the Wolves have beaten the Lakers, Kings, and Jazz on the road. Just think how much fun it would have been to say that about three or four years ago! Now, though, these teams are patsies. Even still, the Wolves have won four straight road games. They pounded the Jazz last night and the Kings the night before. And the Ticket has this to say:
There should be [a better mood in the locker room], because everything we've earned, we've had to work hard for. Wally was in a slump three-and-a-half weeks ago. Now he's shooting the ball well, so I'm sure he's feeling good. Marko [Jaric] is playing a lot better. Team-wise, we're playing a lot better. So are we enjoying this win? Yeah. At the same time, we know we have to put this to the side and get ready for another task. But yeah, the morale is up a little bit.
Wally has to shoot well for this team to have a chance and he's been shooting more than well lately. After I called Eddie Griffin the worst offensive player on the team at Seth's site (by the way, stop over for a word association game that Seth and I played), he has a monster night. And KG gets 21 points on, ahem, 13 shots. Man, that guy is selfish. Dwane Casey said he'd cut down KG's minutes. Right now, at 39.8 they are up slightly from last year. But, I think he will drop his minutes, especially as the team gets more contributions from others. Good times right now for the home five.|W|P|113387922942402175|W|P|Sick|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/04/2005 11:13:00 PM|W|P|SBG|W|P|Somebody named Marcus Thompson II of the Contra Costa (CA) Times writes the biggest piece of crap in history.
The second blockbuster trade in two years is expected to go down, probably sometime in February before the trading deadline. Former MVP and perennial All-Star forward Kevin Garnett may be on his way out of Minnesota less than two years after the Los Angeles Lakers traded Shaquille O'Neal to the Miami Heat. The combination of Garnett's enormous contract and frustration over losing may provoke the Timberwolves to trade their centerpiece and start from scratch.
In the state that boasts the most selfish basketball player of all time, this idiot has the audacity to write the following:
Any team that trades for Garnett needs to find a way to keep a couple stars, otherwise it will end up in the same position the Timberwolves are in now. Garnett, considered to be too selfish at times, has proved he can't win alone.
Considered to be too selfish! Ha! The man is working on his seventh consecutive season of at least five assists a game -- and he's a power forward. I've documented here many times that the guy doesn't shoot enough. If anything, he's too unselfish. Our guy Marcus comes up with a trade that is "beneficial for both teams."
Los Angeles Lakers: Sending Garnett to Hollywood for forwards Lamar Odom and Devean George and rookie center Andrew Bynum would benefit both teams, especially if Odom gets going at some point. The Lakers would get a superstar to pair with Kobe Bryant, one unselfish enough to not be bothered by Bryant's presence. Minnesota would get talent in Odom, a $5 million expiring contract in George and a promising project in Bynum.
He's kidding with this, right? And look at that statement: Garnett is "unselfish enough to not be bothered by Bryant's presence." What is he? Selfish or unselfish? For Christ's sake. This is plain ridiculous. Odom, an expiring contract, and an 18 year old kid for the best player in the game? If this guy actually believes this tripe, then I believe a drug test is in order. I'm not going to say anything more. Except for this. Just because someone has a job as a sportswriter doesn't mean that they know what they are talking about. Of course, that should be apparent to everyone by now.|W|P|113376093099879517|W|P|And Then I Read Stuff Like This|W|P|sbg@stickandballguy.com12/05/2005 04:22:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Greek House|W|P|Where the hell do you find this stuff?

It comes as no surprise to me that California sports writers are making up lies about KG. Last summer there was a rumor that involved KG and Kwame Brown.

I think sports writers out there are desperate to have a good superstar out there so they start making up things, even after Taylor says he would sign Garnett for life if he could. They miss the days of Shaq and Laker dominance.12/05/2005 09:18:00 AM|W|P|Blogger SBG|W|P|This was actually published on December 4th. I have my ways of finding the crap.12/06/2005 05:19:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Lakersground dot net.

Great site. They used to have a real cool "game tracker", but I haven't seen it yet this year.

But basketball is a slightly "biased" sport. It's really hard to quantify correctly how valuable players are.